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BEST DAY EVER!

2011-08-22T00:34:00.001+08:00

seriously best day ever! im so happy! nobody reads this!! HAHAHA

Family

2010-11-01T00:43:00.002+08:00

Ah kong passed away last tuesday.. 6 day short of his birthday on Nov 1.
Happy birthday Ah Kong. If only he could have waited a few more days, we all could have seen him as a family for one more time. The past few days at the funeral has reminded me of the fragility of life. We never know when something could happen to anyone of us.

Treasure whatever time you have with your loved ones, dont regret only after they are gone.

I have not been a good grandson. When Ah Kong fell sick, i hardly visited him. Always making excuses that im too busy, or i have something on. Now i regret that i dun have a chance to see ah kong anymore. What the point of being filial after the funeral. I will treasure my family more. There is always time for family.

I am grateful that my family is finally reunited. No more quarrels and i get to see my cousins and my aunts and uncles again. Hope this last.

New love!

2010-10-14T00:50:00.002+08:00

I have a new unhealthy obsession!
BADEN GUITARS! I seriously need to get one soon! Before i go crazy googling it, facebooking it, staring at its homepage.
The dude even has the same name as me!!! TJ baden! Hahaha
You know why i say im obsessed? I changed my wallpaper from chimpy to baden guitars. I dun care which one i get, as long as its better than my maestro. Hahaha! Im too critical of my maestro. But oh well... Hahaha
Its a "vintage" .. Hahaha. Fender should allow me to be the chief designer for their road worn seriea. Any guitar in my hand gets " aged " artificially without the slightest bit of effort from me. Haha

God bless me with good jobs, more money, and alot more money. So that i can buy my guitar. Amen! Hahaha

My current goal : Cartwheel!!!!!!!! and obviously a BADEN GUITAR!

Im easily satisfied! Someone come and satisfy me please. Hahahaha. That sounds abit wierd. But yah.. I meant like buy me a baden guitar! Hahaha..

On another note, which is still abt guitars... The GS mini totally rocks!! Haha too bad its outta stock for a very long time. I cant wait that long!!!!!

End of the year is approaching! Super fast! I just realised that alot of stuff has happened this year! And it zoooooooms by so fast! OH no!!!! It means that very soon i will be as old as wah ju! Hahahah! Kidding mum! Jia you on your project! Hahaha!

I wonder ...

2010-10-04T02:34:00.003+08:00

God has been good since the previous time i posted on my blog!! I guess my building fund reaping season has come cause i gt my iphone already! Yay! And i dont even have to fork out a single cent! Which means im back on track towards buying of my next wife!! Dan is veryirritating by exposing so many other choices to me.. My current crush isthe baden d shape!! The dude has the same name as me lah!!! TJ! Even more reason to get a baden.. Hmmmmmm oh well...

Needa sell away some of my older wives to fund and make room for the new one. Im abit unwilling to part with my 1st wife! Sentimental values!!! Hahaha! Haix!!!!!! Guitar is an expensive hobby!

I realised something serving as an usher is that our attitude towards serving makes a big difference. I havr a choice to either do my duties grudgingly or do it cheerfully and enjoy serving. I have a problem when i serve, which is that i tend to grumble and complain alot when i serve, cause i know that usher ministry is not the ministry that i want to see myself riaing up in, so i scorn at every opportunity given to me. But in the last few services, i found out that with a small change of attitude, it makes a big difference in the sense that i am able to learn more, and enjoy myself more. Whats the point of serving God when u are upset abt serving him. Since im here, i might as well make the best of it and learn as much as i can!

Serving at children church rocks by the way, even though it requires me to wake up at 6, to leave house at 7 to reach jw at 9. Hahaha. Totally worth it! Wayyyy too cute!!!

Thats it, i try to post soon!

Never let go of God, cause God never let goes of us.

AWESOMENESS EPICNESS

2010-09-12T00:55:00.002+08:00

Sacrifice is willingness to put aside your own desire for the fulfillment of other's dreams. without Love its impossible to sacrifice. The opposite of Sacrifice is selfishness. If we have the means to help others fulfill their dreams, and yet we choose not to, then we are being selfish. Am I willing to love? Am i willing to sacrifice? Are you willing to love? Are you willing to sacrifice?

i choose Love, i choose sacrifice. Jesus chose Love, Jesus chose sacrifice for me. love, sacrifice, service is hard work. But im willing to try.

what do you choose?

1 cor 13:2
"And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing."

overwhelmed by my own epicness

2010-08-30T23:22:00.001+08:00

:( how can i leave my guitar at the gym. How how how! :(

I feel so retarded that i am able to do smt so retarded and only realise after like 7hours after i leave the gym! Ughhhh! Angry with myself. I just totally ruined a happy day. Thats why im going to sleep now. :(

neh...

2010-08-21T23:33:00.002+08:00

this week is the week of prayer. i went for a total of 6 prayer meetings in 5 days. played for 2 of the meetings. it really is a privilege to be able to be in a church that provides me with such opportunities to seek God, gives me so many opportunities to serve God. i really do thank God for city harvest church, for changing my life, being my family, and showing me God's faithfulness.

Disappointments may come my way in life, but God's love and faithfulness gives me hope to carry on. i should not let my life be ruled by emotions but depend on the leading of God's word.

Tmr no need to serve! :) Finally i get a break, and get to enjoy service. its always nice to get to enjoy service after many weeks of serving. not that i dont enjoy serving. need to work, need to work, need to work, need to work. My guitar is havocking and the bridge saddle is totally ruined, snaps my string every CGM and even during practice when playing for morning prayer meeting. but then changing the bridge cost up to 200 bucks. totally un worth it for a 300 dollar guitar. i shall just save up and invest in a decent one, VERY SOON, cause changing strings every week is costly.

Bad Habits overcomed, older problems resurface. Yet God is still faithful in my life despite me being imperfect. God's love surpasses all understanding. Thats why i'm still in church. hahaha

thats it.

grow faster!

2010-08-16T00:23:00.002+08:00

my hair ... ... feels longer but it looks the same. come onnnnn! grow faster!
i hate it! my head looks like a papaya. or a kiwi. whatever sounds more retarded to you. GROW GROW GROW. maybe i should put the thingy jackie chan advertise to make the hair grow faster and thicker. hahaha!

ME and SEE WAN had a slack usher day today! we totally havoc together man! i think the leaders wont ever let us serve the same thing together again. nor do i believe we will have the opportunity to slack! hahaha! but awesome slack duty is very fun once in awhile after being on the set for so many weeks. :)

totally changing to IPHONE 3GS. not 4. haha. and no BB. next month plan expire. RETARDED APPS here i come.

its still such a longggggggggg wayyyyyyyyy to get my GS MINI! :( :( :( :( :(! financial abundance come my way fast! and soon! IM JAMMING ON TUESDAYYY!! like finally.. havent touched my other wife for a very long time. A pretty wife is useless unless u get to show her off!

Morning prayer in 6 hours time. i guess its time to sleep. blogging cause my hair is wet! haha like real. ><

God is my strength. :D

2010-08-11T00:44:00.002+08:00

3weeks to break a habit, another 3 weeks to create a new habit to replace the bad habit.
Doing it with God! Cannot afford to lose focus on what is really impt to me.

i keep getting head molested. My head totally does not feel like grass. Ber calls me botak man. >< it sounds totally off. Oh look! Its a bird! No! Its a plane! No! Its .... Botak man. Then everyone ends up on the floor in fits of laughter because of my hair! ... ... Then what is botak man's special power?? Reflect sun rays off my head??? Ugh! Haha. dear hair please grow faster.

Gym Gym Gym Gym Gym. God make me stronger! Pleaseeeeee! Hahaha. Help me to improve very quickly! I want to single stunts. Looks funnnnn! Hahaha.

Have been too lazy to blog. Sorry'! maybe because now i got botak head, no need to wait for my hair to dry. On the other hand, actually botak rockss! Bbut im afraid of my own shadow cause my head looks very round. haha

Nothing much liao actually. Thats it. Byee

oops i forgot to blog

2010-07-19T22:38:00.002+08:00

i still dont have my laptop back yet. ... I really need to call fujitsu about it, i need to start on my projects! Seriously, like how to start if i dun even have my laptop with me!

Anyway, i officially fattified! Im 1kg away from my target weight for this year. Gym works! But its really hard to maintain my weight! I cant seem to stay fat. Im sorry girls, thats the truth, its hard to get fat. :(

I actually quite enjoy gyming, but i still hate running!
Running is bad for health!

Caught despicable me with Song and my mum! In 3D! Hahaha! I didnt get a headache this time, and my mum didnt fall asleep! it is a good routine! Monday go out with mummy! Alternate Sat morning go gym with Daddy! Time for family.

Tmr celebrate my brother's birthday. If you know him Gooooo and wish him on wednesday (Tan yi) dont wish the wrong one!

May the fruits of my buffing work soon! Let cheer be less tiring cause of my buffness! Hahahaha... my buffness is mininess in the eyes of many. Oh well! i got to buff harder!

Jiayou to me! And i really want taylor Gs mini! Haha! Gimmee daaaa monaaaaaayyyy!

I think my hair is dry now. Time to sleep.

where me laptop? :(

2010-07-10T00:31:00.002+08:00

Dear fujitsu. Please faster! I miss my laptop and i hate hogging my brother's laptop to do my projects! Faster faster dont slow poke, the next computer i get wont be a fujitsu. It will be a a a a a... No idea! Haha i dun really care abt laptops! But i miss mine.

Today i took 40mins bus ride to go to school for 5 mins to submit BOE and leave school. Which is like super retarded!

And i snapped my string while playing for CGM! :( :( ultimate unhappiness! Because i couldnt play properly. And its time to restring! D addario! I want my taylor GS mini! Work work work! Haha. Or someone bless me with loads of cash thanks!

My favourite food is officially waffles. Because i like the sound of it. .... WAFFLES! Hahaha. I should try a waffle someday. :D

BAD cough. Please scram from my life. it is seriously very irritating!

Sorry for the little updates! Its boring updating from my handphone!i try to update more...

ATTENDENCE again! Hahaha. But this time i try to be happy about it'!

waffles!

2010-07-01T01:49:00.000+08:00

blogging from my phone at such an ungodly hour.
I want waffles! I changed the school's computer desktop background to waffles! It looks so good! Like... Not good ..good, but good.. GOOOOOOD. Hahah. Too bad! Cant show u cause i dunno how to upload photos from handphone!

Im drawing potted plants for my art assignment. Haha. This rocks! Its way more fun than drawing buildings. Anywayyyyy i really really dislike MBS. Cause its really boring, and nearly useless and pointless. That is why i was looking at waffles, and forcing sanam and wei qi to play facebook chess with me. Hahaha.

MBS - Managing business systems

It could also mean
- Mega boring subject
- Mind boggling subject
- Mediocre brainless subject
Or...
MACDONALD'S BAKED SAUSAGE
MEXICAN BEAN-SPROUT
MUMMY's BUTTERED SANDWICHES

Mmmm.... Waffles. Hahahaha. I better stop this! Im getting hungry. Anyway i was kidding abt the macdonald's baked sausage, dont go and try ordering it! that was a note for all sua kus and potential sua kus!

Read 2books in 2days on bus rides. at this rate... Im going to read finish all my books at home... Wait .... ... I already did! uh.. I need more books to entertain me. :( .... .... :)

Haahahahahaha. Time to sleep. TP cheer tmr. :D yay!

my neh neh super aching. haha

2010-06-25T23:59:00.005+08:00

actually i dunno is my neh neh or my abs. it just hurts. haha

joined TP cheer on thursday. haha it was sooo... ... tiring! haha...

but it was fun. :) :) :)

i can do extension! as a base. hahaha!

my computer crashed again! i think all computers seriously hate me. :(

im using my brother's computer now. i need to go and send my lousy fujitsu for repairs really soon. maybe i go on monday.

i read this up in a book which i thought it was super meaningful. so duh im going to share it.

'forgiveness is a promise, not a feeling' - jay adams

i think this statement really redefines my whole concept of forgiveness. forgiveness should not be based on feelings. the phrase forgive and forget doesnt really mean we forget what we do but when we say we forgive, we make a promise to let go of the hurt or the disappoint, and it becomes a promise to whomever that we will not bring up and the matter or hold it against them anymore.

:) finally JIN says something that seems like it makes sense. k bye!!

i feel fat! :)

2010-06-22T19:49:00.003+08:00

ITS NOT THAT BAD A DAY AFTER ALL. :)

1. I did not too badly for accounts. which i am extremely grateful for because i really really cant seem to grasp that subject. so thank God for results that are pleasing to my eyes.

2. School ended early. ... ... duh! of course thats a reason the celebrate.

3. i found out that my contract teacher has been jail for asking for a statement related to some marxist theorist who tried to use a catholic church as a cover. quite funny. its in the book - men in white. haha

4. managed to afford my dad's present!

5. went out to eat at some high class place, and i had 3 bowls of rice. of course i feel fat. :) the food there rocks.

6. i have 3 durians to myself because my mum is too full to continue eating.

its in fact an awesome day.

OH! OH!

7. MY E71 miraculously is in working condition again! :) :) :) :) :) Loads of important stuff in there! and im mega glad i have my phone back! YAY!

thats it, its more than an awesome day!! HAHAHA! let everyday be an awesome day! whoo!

i still want a taylor gs mini or a big baby! soooo hard to decide when u dont have the money! hahaha!

taylor big baby!

taylor GS mini!

one of this will be my future guitar! whoo!

im in love!!!

2010-06-20T00:30:00.002+08:00

IM SO SO SO SO SO IN LOVE! IM IN LOVE WITH .... ... A TAYLOR GS MINI!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

I HAVE 5 WIVES AND COUNTING!!!

AHHHHHH!! IM STARTING TO SAVE UP NOW!!!!

building fund fulfilment tmr!!!

then wife fund starts from tmr!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2utWra-bA

view future wife from the link!!!

need to sell a few wives to fund my WAS!

WAS - Wife Acquisition Syndrome! HAHAHA!

i was meant to be ignored!! hahaha! im sorry for this utterly random post!

random guitar viewing on youtube led to being in love with one!

need to stop watching guitar videos randomly... ... period! hahaha!

thats all!!!!!!

and and go sit at echo tmr please! and make me life easier!! love all of you! but i love the taylor GS MINI MORE! hahaha! just kidding!!!

HOTCAKES!

2010-06-18T23:45:00.004+08:00

I HAVE A NEW CRAVING FOR HOTCAKES NOW!

HAHAHAHA!

I HAVE A CRAVING FOR GENERALLY ANY FOOD ACTUALLY!

working on SATURDAY! working on SUNDAY!

and I FULFIL MY BUILDING FUND!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

thank God for his faithfulness and provision!!! :) love GOD!

time for some self-love after some intense God-love. cause i give to God, he will definitely bless me back.

dear god! i have a need for

- a volume pedal!

- taylor big baby!

- with pick up

- motorbike ... ... if my parents approve! which is like never!

hahaha. thats it! im easily satisfied! but expensive little things!

if all else fails! i have chimpy! honeystars! and loads of food to satisfy me! hahaha!

will go join tp cheer next week! half excited! not fully excited. haha but still excited. hahaha

to be a lion, an ox, an eagle and a man!

BA HU BOYS

2010-06-16T01:57:00.002+08:00

wasting wayyy too much of my precious time on the computer.

i shall restrict my use of the computer daily now, starting from today!

back to my book reading habits. i grow smarter from reading books, not from playing facebook!

Expect less updates from me!

thats all!

CAKE

2010-06-15T00:14:00.002+08:00

wheeeee... ... i smell like cake!

bertram's house is red and pink and purple and just very colourful.

i went up to the wrong floor and peeped into the wrong house! Shall not be so retarded again! luckily no one saw me being retarded.

CHOMP CHOMP had lots of food, but apparently the 5 different kinds of noodles, plus other stuff, plus a bucket of soya milk wasnt enough.

... ... ... so i had another meal at macs! and they were like staring at me. bertram had an ice cream and a drink. the rest were too full to continue. haha. so my theory was, bertram has capacity and i have tapeworms.

"Bertram, ying jie, nevin, pascalle and jasmine "... you people as retarded as i am, which is pretty sad. next time we eat at Marine parade. no more serangoon and enough of chomp chomp.

and nxt time you want to throw cake at bertram. ... ... do it outside macdonalds . u throw the cake, JIN cleans macs. not cool at all. and u people had to do it twice. ><

I AM SAD that the spiderweb i did i swanton bomb off is GONE. :(

SAD!

UN SAD!!

once upon a time there was a man name electrical bills. so one day as electrical bills was working, he saw a ant crawl across his table. then being very irritated by the ant he took his pencil and attempted to stab the ant. the pencil became very blunt by the repeat stabbings and soon electrical bills had to sharpen the pencil. so he walked into the sharper machine and started to sharpen the pencil. there was alot of pencil shavings from sharpening the pencil and it fell into the dustbin. then the cleaner picked up the dustbin and threw it into the bigger dustbin. the electrical bills went back and did his work. and the ant lived. the end. :) its a happy ending!

this is pretty no life ... ... i shall stop updating daily!

hahahahahaha

God is sufficient :)

2010-06-14T00:45:00.002+08:00

Made a really really silly comment over the net today! shall not tell u all about it cause it will reveal my retardedness! it wasnt so bad... i kinda enjoyed it! doing attendance wasnt fun though. it took so so so long. Almost! ... had to eat lunch alone. Lonely to the max! Haha. Thank God for Sze ning and Shu hui who came down from bedok to Simei to find me. :)

i am feeling really tired now. 3 hours of sleep is barely enough. but... there is no school tmr! so i can sleep to my heart's content! meeting up with "mastaclan" tmr! haha! thats like my nonsense group from secondary 1. its going to be an awesome day tmr!

i truely think that " out of my hand " by CHC in their new album is a really really beautiful song. i was wondering like why didnt they sing it in AC! ... ... end up im the sua ku one. HAHA. they did sing it, just that i keep serving, i never heard it at all. no wonder every in s1 know how to sing except me. :(

i have a renewed, kindled, reignited interest in chimpy once again! Haha! i really have no idea why also! i think because Gerry never scold me for playing with it now.

The Retards gave bananas to our flyers during appreciation ... ... so retarded! HAHA... so us!

HOW!! !!! !!! !!

2010-06-12T23:38:00.002+08:00

LIKE SERIOUSLY ... ... HOW TO DO ECHO 1!

this is a mega crazy way to stretch my capacity! hahaha. I HOPE I DUN SCREW UP. HAHA.

1st time ... ... echo 2.

2nd time ... ... echo 1.

TOO FAST ... TOO FAST... ... JIN SCARED. i thought usually will like do like a few months then move up one! Hope i suddenly remember how to respond over the net tmr! GOD HELP ME.. ... LIKE NOW. HAHA.

i can do it i can do it i can do it i can do it i can do it! haha! i confess! im a zai usher, im a zai usher, im a zai usher! WHOO!

I WAS LATE FOR WORK! cause the MRT from PIONEER TO AMK is mega FARRRRR... :( haha. and plus i got lost when i got off the train. FAIL... ...

SVC with PHIL PRINGLE was awesome to the max! Thank God i went over to the JW svc however reluctant i was, im glad i went cause im encouraged and strengthen in my faith after hearing his message! I SAW PST KONG in service! im so glad that he is back with us! im behind u all the way!

once upon a time, there was a book, and the book was read, and it was returned to the library after it was read, then it was borrowed again, and read again, and returned again, then it was borrowed, and read, and returned again. then one day the librarian realised the book has been in the library for too long, then she put it at the library sale. WHOOO! LIBRARY SALE! its coming!

DONT MISS IT! HAHAHA! anyone want to go with JIN! hahaha.

my story is very fail... ... as usual!

THE END!

:) dont be sad! BE happy! BE contented!

deliema ... ... :(

2010-06-12T02:25:00.003+08:00

ouch ... my neh hurts!

HAHAHAHA. sorry Chen Bing and Ivan for having to hear that many times during the day!

Today was a really really retarded DAY. and i like retarded. HAHA.

me woke up at 930 to go to GYM with Tan Yi, to expend our neh nehs. hahaha. i am serious about fitting into my S size shirt. then hor, we retardedly visited 2 hawker centres at bedok before deciding that we didnt want to eat at both and took a bus down to katong to eat aston.. ><>

Resolution - GYM MORE WITH HIM = TALK MORE TO HIM.

now he wants to study law as well. hahaha

after that i went home then i went down to 313 to look for ivan and chenbing. otherwise known as retard 2 and 3 respectively. i shall not elaborate much. wait for retard 2 to upload the photos. and today we realised we all would make pretty bad boyfriends.... HAHAHA. cause we fail at shopping totally. we were like, "Ivan... u go inside that shop see" " Dont want! i want one of you to accompany me". MEGA FAIL TO THE MAX. apparently as retards, we felt most comfortable playing inside toys r us. honestly we could spend hours in there playing with whatever toys available.

FOOD WITH CG at united square. FIRST time there. and its a really really kiddy place. tempted once again to walk into the toys r us. haha. CUT my finger with my umbrella... sad! hahaha.

laaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaa. feeling very lazy to finish the post liao... so i shall end now. hahaha. back to book reading!

KING CHIMPY!

2010-06-10T01:23:00.002+08:00

:) :) :) :) :) IM HAPPY!

WHY? BECAUSE i just changed my DP of over a year, to another DP of CHIMPY which i spent 30mins editting. HAHAHAHA!

BEHOLD .... .... KING CHIMPY!

cute RIGHT, CUTE RIGHT! HAHAHA!

ANYWAYYYYYYY... ... i think i smell like fish. cause today when i went home from work, a cat started stalking me. ... ... A CAT. :( of all things that stalk me... ... a cat.

im going to fulfil my building fund soon. :) :) :)

once upon a time there lived KING CHIMPY! CHIMPY ROCKED TO THE MAX CAUSE HE WAS THE KING OVER ALL CHIMPY LAND. everyone thought that chimpy was a very good king, and he was just very cool.

chimpy belongs to me. HAHAHAHAHA.

THE END

burning bums of fury!

2010-06-08T21:06:00.002+08:00

my bum hurts like mad now even as i type this. its like on fire!

I SHOULD SERIOUSLY STOP EATING MCSPICY CAUSE I KNOW I CANT HANDLE IT. HAHA.

or if not, hold in my "stuff" and dont use toilet at all. which is near impossible.

HOW?! ... ... its a difficult choice. :(

DAY 1 of GYMING with my dad. the truth is, other than having my bum being on fire right now, my whole body is aching like really really bad as well. Training with my DAD is like torture. haha. and i realised that i am super duper ruper weak. i better train alot, and consistently so that i wont suffer like crap in the army. COME ON BOOBS .... .... GROW BIGGER FOR GOODNESS SAKE. HAHAHAHA. i didnt just type that.

hope my arms will be functioning tmr, i need to work.

IM tempted to learn how to ride bike. its a bad bad bad temptation, but it sounds so convenient. haha. today i went out with brandon, then we were talking abt it. IF i get a bike i want a BRIGHT, ATTRACT ATTENTION, HOT, YELLOW BIKE. its so me. hahaha. but then again, my parents will kill me if i get a bike, so... oh well. :(

NVM lets DANCE, hahaha! i loveeee my guitar to the max. cant stop playing with my electric guitar. i want BAND practice to start like NOW! DEAR GOD, let the church be well so that the band practice can start again! THANK YOU GOD! LOVE U SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!

hope my cough goes away soon, i cant work and keep coughing. lalala. im too lazy to think of a story today. i need to bath now. END

Big Sneezing Fits :(

2010-06-08T00:40:00.002+08:00

Whhhhhhhyyyy am i sneezing so much! WHY! WHY! WHY! hahaha!

i have prolonged sneezing fits since like 2plus all the way till now. i sneeze s0 much until the auntie i working with say me, say that i work until i fall sick uh.

BUT! im not going to fall sick, cause im going to gym tmr! hahaha! thats why im not going to fall sick. tmr is make Jin Buff day!

i actually really like working at the zi char place. the people there are really nice, and im improving my 'chinese communication skills'. plus there is loads of food. its a nice means to fulfil my building fund. i think i can bear with it. haha. most of them are from malaysia. and one of them quoted something really really meaningful, she said that alot of singaporean kids are very sheltered, unwilling to do stuff. If you never try, you will never learn anything. Dont take for granted any opportunities, dont be so choosy about the things given to u, dont want do this, dont want do that, but even the most "uncool" job, u can learn from it. :)

How true. spoken like a true auntie! haha i can work and learn life lessons from people! i think its a good learning point for all of us also!

my nose is really itchy now. i hate sneezing. IF U MISS ME, please stop it. hahaha. cause my nose really itches! im really tired now. but i dun feel like sleeping yet. but there really isnt much to do on the internet.

story time... ...

once upon a time, there was a nose and it was healthy, one day, a bug flew into the nose and took out a feather duster from a feather of a bird which it flew into a flying bird which flew to a place of no concern of yours and tickled the nose. the nose twitched and sneezed. and the bug got forced out of the nose together with mucus from the nose. unfortunately the bug reacted badly to the mucus and had a bug seizure! reacting together with the mucus, the bug turned into a mucus bug, and it ... .. yah became a mucus bug. it vowed to use his mucus for a good cause. so one day, an ant was walking down the road, and a giant slipper came by and nearly crushed it, but the mucus bug's timely intervention turned the slippers off and narrowly avoided the mucus bug. the ant was grateful and hugged mucus bug, and the ant had a voilent reaction too, and turned into mucus ant. and eventually it spread to every bug. i totally dun get the story! OMG. failed story line. wait i need to end it. then i came with a water hose, and hosed all the bugs dead. k the end!

thats it. im tired. hahaha.

im very shy!

2010-06-07T00:32:00.002+08:00

haha! why doesnt my usher section believe im shy!

im really tired now, but i want to play my guitar, as in i am playing my guitar, but the computer is distracting me. haha. but there isnt anything to do on the Computer, so i blog. haha. im finding excuses to blog.

i smacked my head into the playground cause i was playing "starwars" with my usher friends during section BBQ. haha. apparently they all found out that i am damn retarded and i cant believe they actually played along with me. hahaha! DARTH JIN!

i shall work tmr and finish my building fund asap! should i say a retarded story?

hahaha. i shall say a retarded story!

once upon a time there was a ... something. uh.. that something is a nail clipper. then one day the nail clipper was walking home and he saw a old lady crossing the road. then the nail clipper said, old lady, lemme help u cross the road! then the old lady slapped the nail clipper cause she didnt want to cross the road, but she wanted to get knocked down by the car cause it looks fun! so she slapped the nail clipper, but apparently the nail clipper was hard and she broke her arm, so the nail clipper took her across the road and laughed at her cause she didnt manage to get knocked down by a car, so the nail clipper laughed to himself and cut a fingernail. the end.

i dont get what i am typing either.

i need to bath!

God is Faithful :)

2010-06-06T00:22:00.003+08:00

HAHA i smell like Chao Fan! working at AMK the zi char there is quite fun. cause its less confusing than potong pasir. its easier cause they bothered to put a chart on where the numbering of the tables are! Thank God for that. :) its like they want to try and force me to become fat or something! its the first time ever that im too full to eat when offered food. :(

AND I CAN CHOOSE MY OWN SCHEDULE! this rocks! i can fulfil my building fund without having to worry so much! GOD IS FAITHFUL! yay! :) :) :) :)

today is thankful day! i thank God that he provided me with a job, i thank God that the job timing rocks, i thank God that the people there are nice, i thank God that i can choose when i want to work, i thank God for awesome parents who fetch me home, i thank God for church, cell group, and awesome people around my life, i thank God for Chimpy... (yes Chimpy), i thank God for chui, i thank God for berty, and i thank God that i survived watching marmaduke.

hahaha there is so much to be thankful for!!! i just realised when i started typing! HAVE TO BE MORE THANKFUL.... .... PERIOD!

whee! i watched another Xmen movie in the morning again! haha. im so retarded! anyway i think CHIMPY's Bling is really really cute, and retarded at the same time! hahaha. its a SMILING STAR!! i got it cause im a really charitable person, and i donated money to underpriviledge kids and they gave me this. hahaha. YES... its true! and i use my lightstick to make a necklace! hahahaha! BLING BLING CHIMPY! WHOO! its hipper than U!

HAHAHA SEE! i told u! my CHIMPY IS COOL! haha. better not let GERRY see this post! haha later she scold me!

oh and just to show u guys the torture i have been through while my toilet was renovating, the make shift toilet from outerspace.

its so crammed! and and and... yah the picture just says it all! its very wierd. hahaha.

thats all!! nothing to say

kite flying fail

2010-06-05T00:27:00.003+08:00

E478 is officially not talented in flying kite... PERIOD. haha. its the 2nd time im flying kites with them and both times i kites never fail to disappoint us. :( Thank God for food! which is so much much much more entertaining than chasing after a kite. haha.

i just realised im super random. like as if u all didnt know already. i woke up and all of a sudden felt like watching wolverine. so i forgo breakfast and lunch to watch wolverine. i know its random.. im sorry!

I RESTRINGED MY WIFE! and im having so much fun playing with her! hahaha. long over due practise on electric guitar!! ahhhhh! hahaha. i want band practise, i want i want i want i want. hahaha.

i dun really have much to say on my blog. i think its getting unfunny. im just find it fun to blog. cause it breaks the monotony of doing nothing on the computer. im too lazy to upload photos. i guess i will do that tmr or smt. haha

HAHA but i got bored so i went to take some photos of CHIMPY. hahaha. so ignore my previous statements!

CHIMPY with BLING! and my wife!

Close up of CHIMPY with Bling! HAHAHA

BADDDD BADDD SHOW

2010-06-04T00:42:00.002+08:00

blogging everyday is a good sign that show that i am really very bored at home. not that im really bored, im just bored lying on my bed, and there is nothing to do on the laptop yet i dont want to off it. Oh no. its a a bad sign i guess. ... ... i really need to use less computer.

Marmaduke is an epic fail movie. it is so bad, im laughing at its jokes because its so bad i find the bad parts funny. what a waste of $8.50. Im sorry fatty. next time u choose the movie and we dont listen to the mutt. i dont know how to spell. haha. but no sex and the city. im trying to be decent.

2 weeks from now, karate kid, so we can laugh at the asian stereotype show.

my stomach is PMSing to the max! i go toilet 8 times today for that specific reason already... and its being wierd again now.. i need to take care of myself more. maybe it has got to do with me eating too much sweets. hahaha. its like totally no link. haha.

tmr flying kite with CG at marina barrage! whoo!!! I can un-suaku myself and finally know how to get to marina barrage.

I love my church. :) and no one can take it away from me, because i know that the church has changed my life, cared for me, shelter me, molded me to who i am today. When i was sad, the church cheered me on, when i was happy, the church celebrated with me. i dont care what other people may say about city harvest church. to me, city harvest church is the place where i want to grow up in, and identify with, and thats all that matters to me. :)

ACCOUNTING! :(

2010-06-02T21:48:00.013+08:00

Accounting???? i guess not. i think i am done studying that. nothing is going into my head. so to pass my time, i shall upload photos which you people already have seen in facebook cause i am bored.

i think this is a super duper nice picture!

so is this one! hahaha! at this rate im taking to upload the photos its going to be forever!

Still missing POS, haha, feels wierd without the training! i miss talking alot of nonsense. HAHA. now i have no one to listen to my nonsense on a regular basis!

NEXT UP! everyone wants to take PHOTO with JIN :)

with OW!
with ELI!
with YT!
WITH MONSTER!
WITH RETARD!
AND WITH BIG SHOT!

OOPS! no dudes taking photos with me! hahaha. mostly doing retarded stuff. i shall show the retarded stuff we did after POS. mostly the guys trying to show off the last time, " not me " and the retarded ones having fun for the last time "mostly me" hahaha.

my failed shoulder sit on kiat kiong, cause i too scaredy cat, dun dare sit on him properly!

another fail pose. that was suppose to be a heartshape. haha. ivan looks really silly falling off a shoulder sit.

more fun with shoulder sits!

me and kiat kiong sneaking into a perfectly fine photo. look at our sneaky faces. haha

looks cooler this way!

and of course who can forget the lovable, incredible, awesomable, retardable .... RETARDS! love you guys to the max! haha

bean style!

retard frame!

of course i wont miss out my awesome CG, E478!!!

aftermath of eating shakerfries with wei

HAVE TO TAKE - Photo
E478 DUDES!
everyone having a spastic face!

yay! and pos rocks!

i have ran out of pictures, not cause i really ran out but i pretend to run out cause its too time consuming. hahaha. so i shall post this and end off with a epic photo!

JAMES ELEVATOR FAIL! BASE FAIL! BACKSUPPORT FAIL!

MIND ... STOP WANDERING!

2010-06-01T21:41:00.002+08:00

TAN JIN IS SUPPOSE TO STUDY BUT HE IS A BAD BOY AND DOESNT FEEL LIKE STUDYING!

HELP. :( :( :( :( post - POS, post - AC syndrome is hitting me really hard!

5 days of hyperness and excitement is making me really bored now cause lying on the bed or studying just isnt anywhere comparable to the excitement a few days ago!

DISTRACTION BE GONE, DISTRACTION BE GONE, DISTRACTION BE GONE in JESUS NAME!!!!!!! COME ON!!! GO AWAY!!! Give me unnatural wisdom to understand the chimness of MBS, and un-natural adeptness in using the computer.

missing many things now. hahaha. post - stuff syndrome. most probably cause by the fact that i am stuck at home and not putting my mind to do anything. i guess i really have to use less computer, so that i can use my time to do more productive stuff like studying, or practising my guitar. im so complainy. kk. i guess that have to stop too!

i will excel in jesus name, i will excel in jesus name, i will excel in jesus name, i will understand MBS and accounting because Jesus said so, i will be less distracted because jesus said so, i will do well for my exams because jesus said so.

that was much better. im enjoying talking to myself. :)

CITY HARVEST CHURCH is my home and i love PASTOR KONG and the whole church to the max! i have total confidence in the church leaders and this trial will definitely bring our church to a much higher level! REJOICE!! CHC!! free publicity again!

i shouldnt blog too long, cause i need to pretend that im studying, or trying too. haha. so i shall end my blog post here. let us all sleep and wake up and see the goodnews in ST tmr! hahaha.

better get this down before the feeling passes!

2010-05-29T01:06:00.004+08:00

POS has ended! and i am extremely elated and yet at the same time sad as well.

i never expected myself to enjoy myself so much in POS. i remember that when Chui first ask me to join Pos i was so so so darn reluctant because i was afraid that i will injure my wrist like wei wei and affect my guitar stuff. but thank God she didnt care about my complains and sign me up anyway. Anyway i ended up enjoying the pos training alot as so did every one in the cluster.

I AM SO GOING TO MISS THE RETARDS!

Chen Bing! Ivan!!!!!! hahahahahaha! you 2 dudes rock to the max man! im sorry for having to put u through with my wierd antics and the mega random stuff i do, and worse making you guys participate in the randoming with me! im so glad i dropped kl doing pop >< **** kailin please dont read this part* so that i could join u 2 dudes cause we RETARDS and retardedly ZAI. hahaha. i want to type alot but i dunno how to express it out. for the pass 13weeks, the both of you officially made my days in SP training. WE NEED TO MEET UP OFTEN.

and Charmaine is a silent retard! hahaha! thanks for trusting us when going on stunts even after u we didnt catch u during the pitch to hand, and making super duper extra effort and sticking up out stunts!!! even though u very quiet, without you, the retards will be less retarded. not Good!

VANESSA!!! hahaha WHOO! spastic face! im so sorry that im so retarded! and make u do really retarded stuff on the twist elevator! u are a really awesome flyer and it was really really very fun training with you. have fun at GUSTO and dont break ur leg! sorry for touching ur wound when doing lib! hahaha.

thank you ELIZABETH! for joining Pos together with me! even though u sort of didnt want to as well!!! that makes me more motivated to join POS and i bet u didnt regret lor!! haha, u get to lose weight! ><>

thanks also to kailin and michelle who i saboed into POS! thank god it turned out fun if not i bet you 2 would have slaughtered me. and i guess the cluster needs to thank me for recruiting the top flyers for most of the sequence! hahaha. you 2 suffered to most injuries! i feel really bad! now that POS is over, have to take care of yourself! Go buy salonpas and stick like onto every inch of ur body!

Oh man, i feel like so darn zi zar!!! talk too much. i will miss going to Sp with Gwen, Yun Ting, KK, Kai lin and occasionally Mich. i will also miss like dennis and charmaine coming over. POS is a really really awesome experience and i want to thank God for giving me such a wonderful opportunity to serve among such great people. it really does not matter to me whether we win or lose, all i know that, after this POS i have 36 more friends whom i can rely on and a common experience we can share. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE PART OF IT. i love POS!!

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha. now to get back on with life and un-neglect the other aspects of my ministry! im so sorryyy Chui! i will be a better CGC and make ur life easier and dont worry i wont join euphoria! hahaha

LEXIS NEXUS

2010-05-14T22:55:00.002+08:00

Family law textbook is thick and i like it! :) WHOO!

i like family law cause its funny. better than contract. i should be doing my project but im not cause i have no mood to do it. hopefully the mood comes back soon. haha.

POS really really soon! and projects are piling up like nobody business. thank god i enjoy family law , if not i will be so dead. haha. that actually sounds wrong, cause that meant that i enjoy helping families to break up and get paid for it.

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! hey im sexy and i know it and u all cant deny it.

i have no idea what i am talking about. but it is okay, nobody reads my blog anyway!! hhaha. so i can continue to say random stuff on my blog to myself. hello!!! Chimpy is looking at me! it is sitting on top of the television set. like king kong. aiyo k. time to end my random blogpost.

RUNNING IS GOOD FOR HEALTH

2010-05-06T22:07:00.003+08:00

I just went jogging and i ran so fast no one could rape me. HAHA

it is late when i run so the whole ECP is dark and gloomy. so i have to run fast in case people 'rape' me. HAHA. oh no.. im going nuts. anyway usually guys dont get raped, thats why i jog at night.

its nicer to jog at night case in the morning the sun is very sunny. and you will get a TAN. which isnt really a bad thing, but my surname is already "Tan", so even though im not a "tan" as some people who go suntanning, i automatically qualify as a tan person cause i am "tan" - jin. you people are probably going to -.- me. but i dun care, im going to HAHAHA at my own fail cold joke. okay anyway, if i run in the morning then i will become tanner, then i would have to change my name to TANNED JIN. HAHAHAHA okay sorry, still not funny.

i better study soon, i better study soon, i better study soon, i better study soon. and this is as far as i will type the phrase " i better study soon" because im too lazy to cut and paste. i have to learn to manage my time properly because Asia Conference is drawing really near and ... ... so is my exams! projects can eat my Mee Goreng.

Friday is a HOLIDAY because TP is having CCN day, and guess what, i usually dun bother attending such stuff! haha so its another "sabbath" for me! i can rest at home. kk thats it, there isnt much for me to blog about cause i am a really boring person and if you realised almost all my post are the same.. about nonsense, or im complaining. soo.... thats it!

peekturess!!

this is the ELI-vator.

hahaha cause ELI is on it.

i can draw... last time. hahaha.

no specific reason why i upload stuff. cause im random. :)

wheee

2010-04-29T01:30:00.002+08:00

i guess i need to update!

im getting lazy! haha i need motivation to blog. someone gimme motivation to blog.

im TIRED!

WO HEN LEI. POS is Super Fun and Super Tiring!!

i need more time at home. i miss my bed. hahaha.

Need to really study during whatever free time i can find.

No more slacking around already!

i need more time i need more time i need more time i need more time i need more time i need more time i need more time WHOOO! time to sleep.

sleep rocks!

2010-04-17T00:32:00.003+08:00

slept through the whole morning, through the afternoon also.

from 8am all the way to 530pm.

and i came up with a conclusion, the more you sleep, the more you realise that sleeping rocks!

hahaha HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!

not the fake one, but the real one.

the reason why i woke up is cause i need to go and buy present. hope she likes it.

anyway school is starting really soon! lets hope accounting is really easy.

im so "looking forward" to school. haha actually nothing to say also. dont know why im blogging.

i think cause i sleep too much cant sleep now.

so bye bye

sudden inspiration

2010-04-11T23:09:00.004+08:00

whee! my arms died on me.

Base is so tiring i wish i wanna go back to being a back support. hahaha

i better train like mad! i dont want to "hai" someone to collapse because i got no strength.

speak to the muscle and the muscle shall grow. hahaa

speak to the mountain and it shall be move. i shall confess like crazy hopefully my muscle will grow without having to exercise. hahaha

kk. that isnt my sudden inspiration.

my sudden inspiration is spiritual one. FINALLY haha.

as i was lying on my bed a few days ago then it suddenly came to me so why not share it. :)

The most important thing in our christian walk is Love.

because i realised that, without love it is impossible to reach the destiny God has set and has given to each and everyone of us.

1cor13:13

And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.

the bible clearly states that love is the most important and i realised that without love, it is impossible to have faith. without faith it is impossible to please God. if you cant please God then you are not loving him, then, what for be a christian. To show concern and love for someone means that we will do our utmost to do good for the person or 'get into' the person's life. The same with applies to our relationship with him.

FAITH

Heb11:1

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

As a christian we are always told to live by faith, to do this in faith, to do that in faith, but some times it is hard for us to grasp what this "faith" thing is about.

MY REVELATION :)

Faith is not believing that something will happen just because you read the bible and God says that you can have it.

but

Faith is firstly built on love, then acted out, out of love. haha get it?

i try to explain.

1. faith is built on love

faith is choosing to believe in something even though it may seem impossible in the given situation based on the promise that God has given to you, right?

there are 2 kinds of situation,

a. is God asking you to have faith to do something for him ( e.g. expanding the kingdom of God)

b. is you having faith that God with intercede for you in your situation ( e.g. financial situation, family problems, academic problems)

but both situation despite being directed towards 2 different things is both based on the same principle of love. the first one is you doing something because you love God, thats why you need the faith, because the first kind of situation is usually the situation that pushes you closer to the destiny that God has given to you, and that would definitely requires faith to do so because its not by strength, not by might, but by the power of the Holy Spirit. And the second one is because you are confident of God's love for you, and because of that, you know that he is able to pull you out of your situation. 2 different situations explains how exactly faith to me works. quite simple. you love God, and He loves you back thats why we need faith. because eventually, whatever situation that God pulls us out off, or empower us to do, the purpose is so that we can touch other people's lives as well. the final beneficiary of this "faith thing" is not us. is others. when we can grasp this we can easily step into this realm of faith. because God loves you, and he loves people as well. we know that whatever we do in faith, would eventually benefit others because you yourself has experience the love of God.

Faith is love because it is not selfish. when you have faith to do something, your benefits, benefits others. That is why faith is important.

2. Faith is acting out of love

Faith is acted out of obedience and submission to God despite the fact that you have no idea of the outcome, but because you love God you choose to do it anyway, knowing for CERTAIN that God will intervene.

story of abraham being told to sacrifice his son

¹ Now it came to pass after these things that God tested Abraham, and said to him, “Abraham!”
And he said, “Here I am.”
² Then He said, “Take now your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.”
³ So Abraham rose early in the morning and saddled his donkey, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son; and he split the wood for the burnt offering, and arose and went to the place of which God had told him. ⁴ Then on the third day Abraham lifted his eyes and saw the place afar off. ⁵ And Abraham said to his young men, “Stay here with the donkey; the lad^{a]" style="line-height: 0.5em; ">[a]}and I will go yonder and worship, and we will come back to you.”
⁶ So Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering and laid it on Isaac his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife, and the two of them went together. ⁷ But Isaac spoke to Abraham his father and said, “My father!”
And he said, “Here I am, my son.”
Then he said, “Look, the fire and the wood, but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?”
⁸ And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide for Himself the lamb for a burnt offering.” So the two of them went together.
⁹ Then they came to the place of which God had told him. And Abraham built an altar there and placed the wood in order; and he bound Isaac his son and laid him on the altar, upon the wood. ¹⁰ And Abraham stretched out his hand and took the knife to slay his son.
¹¹ But the Angel of the LORD called to him from heaven and said, “Abraham, Abraham!”
So he said, “Here I am.”
¹² And He said, “Do not lay your hand on the lad, or do anything to him; for now I know that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me.”
¹³ Then Abraham lifted his eyes and looked, and there behind him was a ram caught in a thicket by its horns. So Abraham went and took the ram, and offered it up for a burnt offering instead of his son. ¹⁴ And Abraham called the name of the place, The-LORD-Will-Provide;^{b]" style="line-height: 0.5em; ">[b]} as it is said to this day, “In the Mount of the LORD it shall be provided.”

in the story of Abraham, we saw that God told Abraham to sacrifice the son the has been promised to him. Which was an incredible feat of faith because it was almost impossible for him and his wife sarah to conceive, yet they trusted in the Lord to provide for them. ( love is built on trust, and vice versa ) and just when they had their son isaac, which they had at a very old age, God asked Abraham to sacrifice his son to him as a burnt sacrifice. its really difficult to part with a promise that God has given to you, moreover it is their very own child. yet Abraham acted out is Submission and obedience towards what God has spoken for him to do, not knowing the outcome, yet expecting God to intervene. indeed God did intervene and abraham did not have to sacrifice his son and God provided a ram as a sacrifice for them. and isaac went on to be a blessing to many people.

within this passage lies another 2 very important truth about faith

a. Abraham kept hold to the promise of God (making you a father of many nations), despite the fact that he was about to kill his own child and offer up as a sacrifice of God. God will NEVER go back on the promise that he has given to you. so no matter how dire the situation maybe, just keep obeying and submitting to whatever God ask you to do, even though it may be hard, you know that God will never ever break his promise to you, it may take a moulding of our character, but the promise belongs to us and nobody can take it away.

Job 23:10
But He knows the way that I take;When He has tested me, I shall come forth as gold.

God knows what he is putting you through. :)

b. Abraham did not treat what God has given to him as his own. when God told him to sacrifice isaac, he did not argue with God and say smt like noooo he is mine, he belongs to me now, do not take him away. but instead he obeyed God and went about doing it immediately.Abraham places his love for God above his love for any other thing in the world. even his own Son. and that is how faith should be, doing things for God because you love for him is greater than your love for any other matter. and that is why God made Abraham super prosperous.

Luke 19:17
And he said to him, ‘Well done, good servant; because you were faithful in a very little, have authority over ten cities

Jesus says that if you are found faithful in little things, he will add more to you. if you love the little things he has given to you, he will give you a greater capacity to love. :)

to conclude. faith not acted out of love is just "luck", you can never be certain of the outcome. but if you base your faith on your love for God and his love for you, we would need not be afraid of whatever situation that come running our way. we can stand victorious everytime, because of a simple promise that God has given to us. the first 3 words of 1 cor 13:8 says : LOVE NEVER FAILS. with those 3 words, we are guaranteed of our GOD given victories every time.

hope you are blessed. :)

this kind of faith is the if you have faith of a small mustard seed kind of faith, not those alot of kind of faith you learn in FT. haha.

i am determined

2010-04-09T23:45:00.002+08:00

i am determined not to let my blog die, so im not gonna let it die, so im gonna try to type some stuff to make it lively although i guess its gonna come out as nonsense... ...as usual. haha.

anyway cell group is fun and i change strings already!

no more self inflicted torture with .13 gauged strings. haha.

im in a crappy mood today.

there is 2 ways to interpret this statement.

1stly. some people will feel that aww, he is in a crappy mood today, i need to comfort him before he becomes suicidal and stuff of that sort.

2ndly. some people will high together with me cause im in a crappy mood and i feel like crapping!

haha if you belong to the first category of people, snap out of it. YOU ARE EMO. it stands for energizer mouse orange, that makes no sense, cause there is no sense in emoing. hahaha. its a crappy day which is ending in 9 mins time. i'll probably change a mood by then. i keep u updated about my mood. im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, im still crappy, and u just wasted time looking at how many times i typed the same thing.

CHENG CHENG CAN PIGGY BACK ME! im wayyyyy too light. or she is darn muscular. haha. pictures the next round. haha

hahaha the ANTPIRE strike back!

once upon a time in a anthole far away, there lived a hero name luke soilwalker, he was a jediant. His father was an Evil ant and he was known as Darth ANT. he was really evil. like really really evil. however, luke soilwalker was a good ant. and Darth Ant was obsessed with finding him. so some really complicated stuff happens here which i cant really remember cause i never watch the real star wars movie. so ums in the end darth ant and luke soilwalker had a pincer duel which darth ant accidentally cut off soilwalker's arm. the darth said " LUKE i am ur FATHER! " but luke obviously didnt bother with him because queen ants usually give birth to alot of ants and who cares who is the father if you are an ant. and luke replied, " OWW my hand hurts" then darth replied " i only cut off one, you still have 5 " the luke replied, " oh yah, i still can function properly" so they became friends, and they went to drink coffee. then they danced all night and darth ant became a good ant. he got baptised and changed his name to YODA. so that is the end of the story.

its 1209 now. my mood is crappy.. its slightly different from crappy. crappy.. has 2 fullstops. hahaha. the END

i have to type something here

2010-03-27T00:55:00.002+08:00

redecorated my room!!

after procrastinating for God knows how long, it finally got too messy and i decided to Revamp it and wei wei benefitted from it, now he has the fan to himself and i get to sleep beside my wife :) (guitar) YAY! the picture there is my super awesome new notice board which i spent alot of post it and alot of time doing, but its cool!

cool people make cool things :)

COOL <----- ME

i have no idea what to blog!!!

i miss CHIMPYY!!!

chimpy is in the cupboard! i shall take u out soon.

um um um um um um. i shall write a story to entertain myself.

haha.

the ... ... ... ... story. ( dedicated to CHUI) for always dotting me)

once upon a time there lived a queen ant. she looked like ---> O

she basically look like a swollen dot.

so one day the queen ant said, i will go find a new home.

so she crawled along the garden

O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O

that represented the queen ant crawling across the garden.

( K... at least try to imagine)

then she said, who then shall do my biddings? i know! i shall give birth to more ants.

ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo

so she laid some ant eggs. and poof! ants were born!

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

and the ants were really small! but they were able to do the queen's biddings and the queen lived happily ever after!

.... .... ... ( more ants)

ANT classification!

O <--- Queen ant!

o <--- Egg ant!

. <--- Ant!

. <--- Worker ant!

. <--- Fighter ant!

. <--- Bored ant!

. <--- Sleeping ant!

. <--- King ant!

. <--- Domestic worker ant!

, <--- Permanent resident ant! ( its PR, its not a real ant!)

basically this is just to show u : example :

ME: i slipped on a banana! and i fell! hhahaha

You: O.O

that meant Queen ant, ant, Queen ant

or,

ME: i slipped on a banana! and i fell! hhahaha

You: O.o

that meant Queen ant, ant, Egg ant

or,

ME: i slipped on a banana! and i fell! hhahaha

You: ... ... ... ... ...

that meant like the whole population of ants!

it could mean

worker ant worker ant worker ant domestic worker ant domestic worker ant domestic worker ant bored ant bored ant bored ant

hahaha, whatever!!! i shouldnt blog when im sleepy!

i type nonsense!

THE END ( more nonsense guaranteed next time)

hey hey hey im blogging again~

2010-03-17T02:33:00.002+08:00

Im blogging again! do you know why? you probably dont.

i shall tell you why.

cause its a blog, im suppose to tell people stuff.

can you imagine a post that goes :

Title: A Great Day

Post: Hi! i had a great day today! but im not going to tell you what happen cause its my life, you go get one of your own. stay tuned readers for whats happening nxt week.

nxt week...

Title: Yet another Great Day

Post: Hey readers, thanks for reading my blog, i had a great day, thanks for reading, thats basically all im sharing, cause i expect people to respect my privacy, so i go one step further, i prevent people having opportunities to disrespect my privacy, i guess i spoke too much, you know more about me already! nooo... anyway stay tuned.

can you stand this kind of people? I rather this kind of people just kill their blog then say this un productive statements.

anyway enough of sidetrack, and im blogging because my hair is wet, but by typing the stuff up there my hair is no longer wet. AWWW.

facebook is cool!.. ... to a certain extent that is. as in if you use it awhile a day its alright, can u imagine those people that make updates every hour or two. with totally unconstructive comments. comeon! grow a life! or go watch a tree grow, im sure thats more interesting.

example of unconstructive facebook comments

" this is so boring"

i mean like come on! firstly its boring cause you are spending your entire life on facebook. what is there to do! you have 400 friends. as in for most people. if you have 1000 plus friend you probably dont know half of them. there really isnt much to do there.

" oh someone uploads a photo "

clicks on the photo*

scrolls through pictures*

10 secs later... ...

watches finish the pictures*

wonders to yourself who in the world is the person who add you and you just look through his or her photo*

or another scenario

clicks on person profile*

...

for the 20th time in an hour, because there isnt really much to do.

lets get a life people, facebook is fun, but dont obsess yourself over it.

another kind of people that irks me is those that update every2 hours or ever 20mins.

hi world i just work up* 815am

i am brushing my teeth now :)* 824am

im so lazy :( :( back on my bed* 830am

oops! i fell asleep, late for school! OH NO* 932am

in school nw.* 1020am

the teacher is so boring* 1021am

yawns* 1022am

when will this lesson end* 1023am

hope the teacher dun catch me using facebook* 1024am

i want to go home* 1030am

bet you have some of this kind of people on ur facebook.

and whats with the fan thing.

i think im hot, if you think so too, become a fan.

if i have 3,000,000 fans, i will wear an underwear on my head for a full day

if i have 6,000,000 fans, i will wear a soiled underwear on my head for a full day

if i have 9,000,000 fans, i will imitate captain underpants for a full day

its so irritating!!! get it out of facebook! haha

basically i have nothing much better to say thats why im being so uncharacteristically whiney!

but whiney is better than sulky.

haha anyway its still a yellow happy blog so i shall say some yellow happy stuff!

there was a cookie, it was brown. one day it was walking, it slipped on a banana peel and fell down, it become yellow and tasted like banana, thats how the banana cookie came about, hope subway sells it soon. haha. its doesnt make sense! thats what yellow happy blog is about.

this is not a one sided blog entry! just so you know.

im joining POS! its not cause im into cheerleading but because i need the muscles. time to add some meat to myself. haha. i looked to puny as a basketballer imposter, im ashamed of my size. time to add some meat to myself!!

some spiritual stuff next post!! now is 3am, my mind too zonked out to type any proper stuff! CHIAOOOOS!! update soon. haha. but i define the soon. :)

OOPSY DOOPSY HAPPY BDAY ANDREA :)

u eat a bananaskin

heyyy new stuff

2010-03-14T00:23:00.002+08:00

more new stuff for!

a new blogskin to brighten up my blog and make you happy. cause yellow is a happy colour, and happy colour gives a happy feeling, and a happy feeling makes you happy and all of us are happy.

anyway i am not a supporter of Macdonalds anymore. boo to Macs, fifty thumbs down because YAY! shaker fries is back, BOO! big time, because the shaker powder is chilli. Gross to the max!

i am waiting... :( ....

for... :(

...

Nothing to happen :) haha

cause nothing is a really cool thing to expect, so when something happens you know that your life is exciting, cause u expect nothing yet recieve something. haha. please... i was just kidding. that is a visionless statement. haha.

i am tired.. i am really tired.. i am really tired of being tired. wish the tiredness could go away, so that i dont have to sleep. but i enjoy sleep. how i wish not feel tired, but choose to fall asleep without being tired. so sleeping would be a hobby, which means i wouldnt need to do it, but i choose to do it cause its enjoyable. haha whatever. i hate talking to myself. its so one-sided..

i shall not talk to u anymore, the u who is me, and the me that is reading of the computer screen as u who is i is typing off the letters.

time to sleep!

BLOG, BLOGGER, BLOGGING, BLOGGED.

2010-03-13T03:00:00.004+08:00

haha
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hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

:)

2010-01-25T21:02:00.001+08:00

Im sorry i killed my blog.
cause it died. im hear to recover it short term! dont expect too much.
im here only because im tired of doing my school project! laaaa
its a killer!!!

the medication im taking is causing me to feel sleepy in class!
i wanna finish the stupid medicine really soon. cause it taste bad. it taste like medication. OKIE! reminder to self to bring MC to school tmr. laaaa

nothing interesting to say!!!! byee

miracle of lights. :)

2009-11-30T23:22:00.002+08:00

God is super amazing!
Im going to start today's blogpost with a super amazing miracle that happened today. we had a prayer meeting at Chui's place, then chui's light somehow seems to be malfunctioning, cannot on, no matter how many time we flick the switch. Then she say, we probably got to hold it outside, then she ask me to try!

then i flicked the switch a few times, didnt work, then i like say something like Onnnnnnn in Jesus name, then nothing happened, then i suddenly rmbed about pastor Kong, then we talked about pastor kong as the rain to go away,then really go away the rain and it became so sunny that we ushers didnt have much to clean up behind, then... ..

suddenly the light on. All of a sudden.

The power of testimonies. :) God is faithful in small things as well as big things. :)

Prayer meeting was awesome.
Prayer changes people, prayer changes life.

Anyway... a really impt birthday is coming up...
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Mark down 4th December.

Cause... ITS CHIMPY's birthday!
whoo everyone's favourite chimp is going to be 1 years old! I shall type a long post commemorating 1year with chimpy! Yay!

Anyway im tired! Time to sleep.
I want shaker fries. tmr tmr tmr.

look! The Sticker rangers!

2009-11-28T00:09:00.003+08:00

hahaha, i told you i bought the stickers! I look extremely unglam in that photo. The next time i take a photo, i better make sure that im 'photo-worthy'. Im becoming Vain. Haha. Nawwww. Since when. Every photo i am in has to be spastic!

400 red stickers! 400 victims! 400 fun moments for Tan Jin! Go the Red stick revolution today! Go ahead, make somebody's day!

Ah! I sound so inspirational! I should right a book or smt. :) then sell it at a ridiculously high price, so that no one will buy and it will stay in the bookshop so that everyone can 'free read' it! Im so kind! Then hopefully i win the pulitzer's prize or smt. Haha. What am i talking about already?

I dun use my brains when i blog. :)

Anyway! See the power of prayer really works! I desired for Dian xin, this morning my parents brought me to eat dian xin and i had shaker fries for Dinner! Im so happy! Yay! Are you happy? if you are not happy, then you... ... ...
... ...
... ...
... ...
... ...
ARE SAD. Hahahaha. And you deserve a red sticker. Hahaha. The end.

Dear Father God in Heaven, please make me... ...

2009-11-26T21:56:00.002+08:00

well really really really really really SOON. Cause i finally found out what i wanted to say!

SHAKERFRIES is back!

Dear friends my absence from macdonalds has been going on for too long, and they probably realised that too, that explains the return of the shakerfries! My loyalty to macdonalds is in their ability to keep the shakerfries in their menu! when its there, my support for macdonalds is unwavering!

Yay!

I bought a pack of 400plus red stickers. :) Sad people fear no more, im here to make you feel better, with a Red Sticker to cheer you up. :)

Giordano should hire me to come up with catchphrases! Yay. And make nice shirts for them. A plain white shirt, with a red sticker in the middle. Hahaha. Do not try to go to china in that shirt. if you are smart enough, you know why, hahahahahaha, if you are not too bad. Im hanging you in suspenders.

to Vomit or not to vomit. Gosh i sound so anorexic. But dont worry people im not. Gimme 1min, i go check my weight. Yay! Im 53.4 even when im sick. See people. the myth that im growing skinnier is absolutely ridiculous. Cause im either growing taller, which im not orrrrr my bones are getting heavier. Whooo! Im less prone to osteoporosis! God give me big bones! Thank you. :) im fatter than you! REJOICE in my FATNESS! Hurray!

im a good boy and i get a star for that

2009-11-25T20:38:00.002+08:00

i get a star because... I am cooped up at home all day and didnt manage to go out to by my red stickers. Hahaha.

Now that im sick and cant eat whatever i want...

I HAVE A CRAVING FOR DIAN XIN. :(

I want but my parents refuse to let me eat

Anyway. Injections still hurt. After 5years since my previous injection, my fear of needles going into my arm still remains. Whoever said that injections do not hurt, and feels only like an ant bite has never been bitten by an ant. Rawr. Or just a really small ant.

A real man is scared of injections and are not afraid to admit it :) those who do not say it out are the real cowards cause they are afraid other people will laugh at them.

Drowsy medications are wasted on me. Seriously. The doctor say that it will cause me to sleep (injection). But.. I only fell asleep after 3hours from the injection and woke up in the before most people slept! I need a tranquilizer dart to keep me asleep.

Yay. Anyway. I forgot what i want to say. And i feel really sleepy now! Being sick feels horrible. :) stay healthy and i will give you a red sticker.

Prayer works. :) keep praying!

big red sticker for me!

2009-11-22T21:55:00.003+08:00

hello are you SAD?
-no?
Ignores you *
-yes
Na! Give you a red sticker to cheer you up.

Haha spastic-ness has took over Tan Jin and he is going to buy a whole book of stickers to cheer sad people up. :) by refering to he , i am refering to me. Cause i am the he which i was refering to just now. :)

Join the Big Red Sticker Revolution Today!

The people need their stickers.

Hahahahahaha. Am i making sense? Guess im not, im too tired. work is so tedious, i thought an elephant stood on my foot from 1pm to 9pm. If only they gave me a chair.

Reading Alot Alot Alot Alot Alot of books these few days to occupy my thoughts. Ha! I said few days cause i can read fast. But. Im running out of books! And the problem is that i am already re-reading my books, even the books i refuse to read last time.

CALLING FOR DONATION of books, please mail it to me, pass it to me or whatever. I'll give you mentos! Hahaha. Rawr!

Anyway, God is still Good. Hahaha. Too bad. He is always Good. He provides Jobs for me. :) i dont have to worry about no jobs. Yayables.

I have lost all my mood to type crappy stuff. :( are you all disappointed? Somebody gimme a sleep-less pill. Sleeping alot, yet so tired! Ahhh must be the comfortable weather.

Shall attempt to upload a photo from computer! Lets see if i can pretend to be a computer genius.

Apparently it works! Im a genius! But why does it appear at the top? Hahaha.

I fell asleep typing this blog post.

Rawr. Feels like forever.

:) :( :] :[ :|

2009-11-19T23:39:00.002+08:00

yay. Im posting again cause my hair is wet. Soooo im using my free time to post something on my blog. I still think this wifi thingy. Hahaha. Blogging is just an excuse for me to meddle with my wifi'! Yay. I learn smt new! Yesterday. Haha.

Why did the banana fall down?
Cause it stepped on the banana skin. Hahaha.
Makes sense? no. Cause i dont. :)

i have busted my fingers by practising on my electric guitar for 5 hours straight. Um. i mean 5 hours crooked. Cause i went to eat also. Ow ow ow ow ow.

God heal my fingers. :) im starting to like electric guitar. :) its noisy. Hahaha. But im learning to appreciate the noise.

RawR i need more books! i just read finish my Godfather book today. God. Please rain thick, interesting books please. So that i can read. Thank you. you are a super Duper Good God. :)

Im so tired! So i shall blog another day! Yay. Wifi is fun!
Blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog.
Brog brog brog brog brog brog brog brong.
Frog frog frog frong frog frog frog frog frog.

IM POSTING

2009-11-13T10:03:00.003+08:00

hi! im posting! im a postman! hahahahaha.
sorry im in the mood for crap finally! to all of you waiting for a crappy post.
THIS IS IT.
does a moonwalk*

Anyway have you guys watched Pankun and James before?
its like SOOOO CUTE!
if i think its cute it has to be cute.
CHIMPY is cute, BUN BUN is cute, i am cute. hahahaha.
Pankun and James is extremely cute, go youtube watch yourself, cause i too kuku to put it on my blog. Sorry!

yup! HAHA MESSING around with my electric guitar, its so difficult!! gah!!!
and and and i realise when i spend to much time on my electric guitar my acoustic skills actually deprove like almost immediately! ahh. how how how?

Whee im actually blogging on my handphone! I just found out that i could actually do this. The previous part on top was what i actually typed before my com crashed.

Gosh. Really really tired! But my hair is wet i cant sleep. If i lie on my pillow, my mum will accuse my pillow of peeing on the pillow case. Not a good thing. Haha. But thank God im a guy, i got short hair.

Im stacked with loads of homework that im too lazy to do. i always have no mood to do homework, but.. Time to change! Whooo! Jia you to me, jia you to you, jia you to everybody. Hahahahaha. You all need oil!

Wheee. since i can update my blog on my handphone, i can update frequently! Cant believe i have my phone for so long and only discovered this now. -.-

I dont like my computer to spoil. Rawr!
Bye bye bye bye bye!

BLOGGING

2009-11-07T21:26:00.002+08:00

HI IM BLOGGING CAUSE...
...
...
...

I HAVE TIME! and... I WANT TO :)
whee finally a day where i have it all to myself and doing nothing at the moment!

i want to talk about my day!
are you ready? ...
I...
Did..
NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
much.

haha thats the end of my day to you. HA!

ONCE upon time there was a bucket.
one day someone kicked the bucket.
he died.
then another person came and filled the bucket with water,
then then then he poured all the water out.
it became and empty bucket.
AHH im going to eat now, cause im too skinny.
and i duwan to eat maggie mee. :) cause its unhealty.
YUP!

bye!!! tsunami is coming, WAIT FOR IT!!!

oops

2009-11-06T22:26:00.002+08:00

HI! i just realised i havent been blogging for quite awhile.
and im super tired no nonsense for today. aww so sad for those who visit my blog for the nonsense!

i got electrocuted by my stupid phone screen and cut a cut/burn mark. OWW.

ANYWAY IM HERE TO DECLARE THAT I LOVE GOD ALOT.
and the overnight prayer meeting was awesome, and my right index finger is super sore.

THATS IT. update soon!

Whee im back

2009-10-19T20:51:00.000+08:00

Whee Im Guessing People miss me thats why im back blogging!
Guess what? i miss me too!
My Computer has been acting up wierd recently and refuse to connect to the internet, it must have been going through its teenage years. its learning how to rebel.
OH no! i know how it feels like to be a parent of a teenager now.

1.it refuse to do whatever you say
2.Even if it did it, it would be really slowly.. (lagging)
3.Slamming door in face, (bluescreen error) <--- i hate the blue screen error!

i Did something silly by going to school at 9 am this morning when the only lecture i had in the day started at 5! wow!!! am i silly or what. i learn a lesson, check the online portals!!!

Dear all brothers and sisters out there, i just spotted something for the first time in my 17 years of life, that the green man in the traffic light is made up of green dots! ... and the sun is not yellow, its just very bright. HAHAHA. dont try to look at it!

Im being a really Good boy! as im taking a break from cleaning up my stuff which has been there for ages to blog!
I AM FAITHFUL IN THE LITTLE THINGS! haha. RESPONSIBILITY is a LONG word!!! which means it must be mighty important!

I WENT OUT WITH BERTY AND WHO KNOWS THAT COTTON CANDY CAN CAUSE SO MUCH HAVOC AND FUN! ANYWAY! im not uploading the photos because im afraid some of you might find it offensive

just kidding, i dunno how to upload the photos. HAHAHA.

Today on do it yourself!
HOW to handle responsibilities in the house part ONE!

First on the list
Basic Household Chore: How to clean that dirt of the floor

As the saying Goes, simplicity is efficiency (i created that phrase, claps for me!)

1. The Good old fashion way, Take a broom and slowly sweep all the dirt into the pan!
- What is a broom?
- a broom is a stick and at the bottom is usually some more small sticks which are tied,
glued, whatevered at the end!

of course this is the tried and tested method, but it is extremely tedious if you have a big house. if you dont want to do it, you can always
- hire a maid
- hire a brother
- threaten a brother
- threaten the broom
- convince the broom that it is able to do the job on its own
- Buy a bigger broom
- Live in a smaller house
- Command the house not to litter in itself
- Ask the dirt to move away in Jesus name

IF all that fails, too bad, you either do it yourself or adopt the nxt few suggestions!

2. Buy a vacuum cleaner to clean up the house!

Vacuum cleaners are fast and efficient but with several disadvantages, it requires a wall socket to run and it makes ALOT of noise! if you hate the noise you can get ear plugs but you would still have to exert strength in doing the chore! here are some variations on vacuuming!

- Hire a maid and get her to do it for you
- Do it yourself
- get those robotic kinds that move by themselves, bound to cost a bomb and sure to breakdown really fast
- * buy 3 or more vacuum cleaners, use your artistic skills to disguise your vacuum cleaner as a tank/plane and borrow a few nephews/ niece or young children, then try to bluff them into thinking the vacuum cleaner is a war machine that makes noise, and their job is to run around the house with it and try to attack the other tanks/ plane! with enough luck, the kids enjoy themselves and you get a clean house!
- as a tamiya expert to install remote controls in your vacuum clean so that you are able to control it from the comfort from wherever you are sitting

3. External intervention

this would be done without/minimal effort on your part. this would conclude part one of the household chores cause im tired!

- hire external maid agency ( let them decide how to do it themselves!)
- pray really hard that it would rain in your house
- pray for nice relatives on holiday who happen to stay at yourself clean up ur house for you
- smear the house floor with chocolate, preferably mars bars, cause i like it! then borrow dogs from neighbours/ friends/ family/ stray dog from coffee shop, allow them to lick up the chocolate which sticks with the dirt! this helps to give your house a shiny/waxed appearance and the dog would be fed for days.

this concludes the DO it yourself part one! hope you are blessed!

imagine those kiddy story books...
one day little MISS DOT DOT met Mr Cheerful,
Mr Cheerful, " Hi! what a wonderful day MISS DOT DOT "
MISS DOT DOT , " ... ... ..."

HAHAHAHAHA sorry, i just had to say that, the end, hope this is crappy enough to cover for my absence!

its a small world after all

2009-09-28T10:24:00.000+08:00

HI people its a small world after all.

its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small small world.

:) that was random!

im sorry for the really really late update. i have been kind of reluctant to use the computer these few days.

IM EATING WAFFLES. MMMmmm ITS NICE.

sorry back to my post.

Children Church is super duper cute! Whee. Pastor Eileen is so so so awesome, when she went on stage all the kids suddenly become very guai. Hah. i wish i could do that.

time for my nonsense already. Nobody likes to read about Tan Jin blogging about his life.

Definition of "YUPNESS"
Yupness is a word use to emphasize your strong willingness in doing something and while doing so not needing to worry about a long reply from the other party to re access ur willingness.

example.

other party: Can you help me do a birthday card for someone?
me: Okays.
other party: You sure ah? dont cheat my feeling hor, the card need to be done one XX/XX/XXXX
me: Yessss! i will do it.
other party: Huhhh... you sound reluctant leh. you sure you can do it.
me: yes yes yes i will do it.
other party: okay okay okay. thx so much.

the above would be a typical case where the "me" have a hard time convincing someone that he is willing to do the task thrown at him.
But people, fear no more with the YUPNESS. it will solve all ur problems, taking the same case study.

Other party: Can you help me do a birthday card for someone?
Me: YUPNESS!
Other party: erm..HAHA. okays

SEE IT SOLVES ALL UR PROBLEM.
THROW IN A SMILEY FACE BEHIND.

Today on how to do it.
we will discuss on how to kill dracula. cause obviously i hate him so much. :D

1.Since he is afraid of the light, when he comes out of his coffin at night, wait until he is gone, go and lock his coffin a throw away the keys. the when he comes back he will realise, oh no! somebody locked his house and he will be forced to wait outside and when the sun comes up. HE DIES! :D :D :D

2.Buy insecticide, when dracula transform into the cute little bat, aim the insecticide at him and spray!!! it would Knock him unconscious, then when it drops on the floor, pick him up and put him in a hamster cage. this would ensure that when he transforms back into dracula, the cage would be too small and he would crack all his bones, or eventually die of starvation. HAHAHA

3.GLUE his coffin shut. so that dracula cannot come out.

4.Make dracula watch the ring. :D the ugly girl in the show would kill dracula.

5.Bring Garlic... Garlic chilli. that thing is extremely toxic, be careful not to kill urself with that, its so smelly that if frankenstein smelt it, he would die also. Macdonald's is the safest place if you want to hide from dracula.if you want to use it to kill dracula. while he is about the bite you, grab a packet tear it open, the smell is going to knock him out temporarily case he hates garlic, empty the packet into his mouth. cause Chilli kills. hahaha.

THE END. i cant believe my counter went past 1k. so many retarded people reading my retarded post. hahahaha

SHORT NONSENSICAL POST

2009-09-16T11:05:00.000+08:00

HELLO people. IM WORKING SO I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO POST.
ITS OKAY. YOU WOULD HAVE TO WAIT FOR A DECENT NONSENSICAL POST FOR A WEEK.
THIS POST IS JUST TO SHOW THAT I HAVE NOT DIED MY BLOG!

AWESOME!!
AWESOME!!!
AWESOME!!!!
AWESOME!!!!!

IM GOING TO GET MY PHONE BACK! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

IM HAPPY. IM HAPPY. IM HAPPY. IM HAPPY. IM HAPPY. IM HAPPY!

ARE YOU HAPPY? IF U ARE NOT YOU CAN SHARE MY JOY. HAHAHAHAHA
WHEEE. SORRY. =.=

ANYWAY I HATE DRACULA!
5 REASONS WHY I HATE DRACULA.

ONE : HE SUCKS! ... BLOOD OUT OF PEOPLE'S NECK.
im not scolding vulgarities! haha. blood is red, kinda of looks like chilli.

I HATE CHILLI TO THE MAX!

TWO : Being a vampire has an advantage that he doesnt need to study, lucky him

THREE : He gets to sleep all day, and play all night

FOUR : He wears an ugly shirt

FIVE : I JUST DUN LIKE HIM, U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

yay. the end.

IM LEGALLY RAPHAEL TAN JIN now by the way!
KFC, MACS ftw! away with foodcourts! hahaha.

WHY ONLY 2 MEMBERS IN WHACK? everyone hates chilli. i dun understand.
KEEP SIGNING UP PPL!

another nonsensical entry

2009-09-11T11:38:00.000+08:00

HELLO! im here to announce that RAPHAEL TAN JIN IS PERFECTLY SANE. :)
it is not a lie. cause i can think well can i am not on IMH wanted list.

im on twitter! just kidding.
i mean i really am. HIXZXZX MYXZXZXZXZ NAMEXZXZSZXZX ISHZXZX TAN JIN. I TWITSXZXXZXZ.
im a twit :) so i twitter.
AHH! WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT. IM NOT ON TWITTER.

TODAY ON ANOTHER SERIES OF HOW TO MAKE THINGS TASTE NICE.

1.GLUESTICK.

i am sure that if you have ever eaten a glue stick u would agree that it taste bland, sticky and kind of a horrible taste.
today if you follow my simple instruction, it will never taste bad again.

step 1. take the gluestick and turn it out to the max so that the whole glue stick is exposed.

step 2. dip the gluestick into a tub of sugar.

step 3. dip the sugar coated gluestick into condensed milk.

step 4. sprinkle milo powder all over it.

and its ready to eat! dun worry about the sugar dropping all over. :) its glue. if it doesnt stick well, change brand, whats the use of an unsticky gluestick. eat fast. do not suck the glue stick too much. swallow it before it loses its flavouring.

2. Cardboard boxes

cardboard boxes are generally hard to chew and thus making it hard to swallow. it would exude this papery taste when stick in your mouth too long. so how do we solve this problem.

step 1. cut out your cardboard boxes into a standard square shape.

step 2. prepare a cut of tea.

step 3. dip and eat.

it now as a nicer texture, soggy and taste of tea. THATS HOW U EAT CARDBOARD. :)

3. Vegetable

Vegetables are usually eaten when there is nothing else left to eat. it is suppose to be nutritious, but who care if it tastes bad. i would choose to have MEATBALLS anytime compared to vegetables. but on today's how to do it, im going to teach u how to eat ur vegetables.

but before that lets examines some pretty sneaky way adults try to force us to eat vegetables. WHY MUST WE SUFFER FOR THEIR BAD FARMING SKILLS?

- wanton : have you people ever realised that in a wanton, they wrap the meat together with the vegetables and make us eat it? and they even wrap it up in a yellow skin so that we do not see it. DO NOT BE TRICKED.

- oyster sauce : yes i admit i like oyster sauce. but it is only most of the time applied on vegetables. when we put the vegetable with the oyster sauce in our mouth, it taste kinda nice for a few second and then the vegetable taste comes out. thats kinda sneaky.

- abalone : why do they always cook abalone with vegetables. :(

- celery : whats with celery anyway? its taste bad. people stop growing it. its yuck.

- i like complaining about how bad vegetables taste :)

- fried dumpling : it taste nice, but they trick us by putting vege in it. a full meat dumpling would taste so nice!

anyway back to how to make vegetables taste nice.

step 1. take the vegetable on ur fork, or chopstick.

step 2. put it on your brother's plate when he is not looking.

step 3. feign ignorance.

:) its always nicer when you are not the one eating it.

3. chilli

SORRY nobody should eat chilli. its LA JIAO, it sounds like LA JI(rubbish) which means they are related. they have the same surname. chilli cannot taste nice no matter what you do to it. it is really bad. you can try

- putting the sauce in water, an the whole pot of water will taste like chilli
- using tissue to clean it off, the chilli ends up in the rubbish anyway
- adding sugar, IT IS POINTLESS, sweet chilli and normal chilli doest have a difference, its still chilli, stop asking me to try
- adding garlic is the worse thing to do. macdonald's only downfall is the garlic chilli, hasnt anyone told them that the chilli they have is so SMELLY??
- the red appearance should be changed to blue or something, red is kind of freaky.

in other words. NOPE chilli cant be made to taste nicer.
CHILLI TASTE BAD, SMELLS BAD, IS BAD, TOO BAD.

JOIN ME NOW IN MY CAMPAIGN, THE WHACK MOVEMENT. (WE HATE ALL CHILLI. KENTUCKY!)
uhh the kentucky doesnt make sense but it gives the movement more sense. < only smart people will understand that line!

sign up on my tagboard now. and complimentary tissue papers to clean off chilli will be given out at any toilets near you. grab one today.

the end. what a nonsensical post

time to post something

2009-09-02T20:23:00.001+08:00

HI! i have lost all my urges to blog.
But i will still update my blog for fun. cause its fun to share nonsense.
i dont want to share about my life on my blog. So silly. who would want to know whether i ate Fishballs or Meatballs for my dinner. Nobody cares!!

anyway i ate MEATBALLS. thats an exception. everyone loves to hear someone eating meatballs every now and then.

SHAKER FRIES IS MACDONALD's best best best best best thing on the MENU. i'll become suicidal if they remove it. I think im crazy. i enjoy eating Macspicy but i regret immediately after eating it. i will feel like my butts on fire after i eat it!

SO today im going to share on how to travel without a car.
im going to share 7 practical ways to do it. why seven? cause one mode of transport a day for a week!

MONDAY : OH NO! i need to go to XXXXXXXX but i dont have a car! how? WHEN THERE ISNT A CAR, Rent a COW. How to ride a cow u asking? its really simple. just climb onto it. TADA! u have a COW-car. just kick it to make it move, grab its horns for steering. when u are thirsty just reach down for milk! Even better, there is no need to wait for traffic lights. those losers in their cars can eat ur COW. i mean dust.

verdict *****. and absolute five stars for convenience, practicality and no traffic lights. If you are hungry. :) hehehe... hehehe... buy potato chips. what are you thinking? dont eat the cow!

TUESDAY : Hais. wanna buy this Shirt at "some far place" how? i dont have a car, maybe i'll just borrow 7 of my friends dogs and tie them up on a leash together. then i'll sit on my skateboard and whoo i have a dog-pulled sled!
its low maintenance cause its its your friend's Dogs and skateboard is pretty cheap. Same thing, no traffic lights to bother you and it clears the way. most people are scared of dogs, let alone 7 dogs. its a sure winner.

verdict ***. cheap efficient enough to get by. But friends sometimes are unwilling to loan out their bigger dogs. you cant go far with 7 chihuahuas. and im scared of dogs. its hard to steer with dogs. but besides that its a pretty good way to travel. u can get a bigger skateboard with a pillow at the bottom fot comfort.

WEDNESDAY : IM LATE FOR WORK/SCHOOL/MEETING! HOW? drive a lorry. its not a CAR! im not bending the rules. Or even better hitch hike someone else's lorry. HOW to hitchhike. here are a few practical steps. stand a a pavement and stick out ur hand. dont not wave it, i repeat DO NOT WAVE IT. if you do that you will get a cab, and u would have to pay. thats not hitch hiking. stick ur hand out with a Good sign. thumb facing up. If there are nice people around, they will pick you up! do not do this while standing on the road. a car might knock ur arm off.

verdict ****. the fastest way to travel besides the car. but i minus one star cause you would have to wait for traffic lights and petrol cost. oh wait make that **. we all hate traffic lights. if you are hitch hiking, sometimes you dont get lucky. so verdict is i prefer the cow.

THURSDAY : This place has nice food but its so far. HOW? you can walk. its simple, and the very first way of transport known to mankind. Sure its slow. so what? its free, and it works up a good appetite.

verdict ***. 3 stars because its slow and and we have to wait for traffic lights! a cow can jaywalk why cant we? oh and walking not recommended for long distance. if you intend to walk from changi to Jurong. i wish u Good luck and i'll be praying for u.

FRIDAY: IM kinda running out of ideas for scenarios. Um... i have to get there but i dont have a car. HOW? this method has not been tested. never hurts to try. first u buy 2 those plastic boards in popular. then use masking tape and tape it to ur arms. Make sure its really tight. after that u just go out of ur house, preferably a hdb 10 floor and above. get a running start, and jump out of the corridor, position urself like a plane, now you will be like a glider and hopefully glide to ur destination. if u are losing altitude, flap really hard. then it will make u fly up a little and u can stay in the air longer

verdict ***** or *. if you manage to fly its 5 stars cause its extremely quick and a whole new thrilling experience. it only takes one time to master it. cause if you dont master it... ... its 1 star for you. the floor is 10 storeys down. If you fall from that height, chances are you wont fly again.

SATURDAY: AHHHH another scenario, i need to meet my friend. i dont have a car. how? go to a sports shop, example royal sporting house or world of sports. Buy a float. and this is a difficult part! pray for rain. alot alot of rain. if it floods. you will get to your destination really fast. but if it doesnt. you will look pretty silly walking around with a float.

verdict **. Not likely to flood in Singapore, but it does make a good excuse if you are late for your date with your Girlfriend or Boyfriend. Girlfriend screams, "WHY ARE U LATE! I THOUGHT I TOLD U 7 O CLOCK?", boyfriend says, "well! i wanted to be early, i stood there with my float at 430! what do you want me to do if it doesnt rains." Then of course, because of this excuse the girlfriend will forgive the boyfriend and all is well.

SUNDAY: i need to go church but i dont have a car, im not going to make it on time. HOW? find yourself a really really large box, sit inside, pad it with pillows and tape the top shut. get your siblings to put u at Singapore post and you fedex yourself down to the location. its fast and efficient.

verdict *****. five stars! travel with speed and style. if you think a box is stylish. well during this trip u can catch a few moments of sleep. the only bad point about this you either end up on time or u end up at the location the next day if you miss the timing.

thats it folks. hope my HOW TO DO GUIDE HAS BEEN USEFUL.
END OF POST.
i love SHAKERFRIES, my sofa, Chimpy, Bun Bun, my guitars and my bolster. WHOO.
the end.

i miss you

2009-08-25T20:20:00.000+08:00

i miss you. SOBS... ...
this post is dedicated to my beloved...
you were there when i need you.
you were there when i wanted someone to talk to.

WHEN can i have you back??
i miss you my NOKIA E71

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that sounded so lame up there.
my phone is currently under servicing to fix the camera. and update the software. im stuck with my cousin's nokia. even though i prefer my e71. i am thankful! thank you God for the spare phone.

but its really difficult to message.

hais. oh what am i doing?
im blogging. i should be study.
Back to lawing.
its a word i created for law + studying = lawing

blogger's looking wierd again

2009-08-22T12:39:00.000+08:00

HAHA! i havent been blogging much the past week cause im busily occupied.
is it good? is it bad? is it wierd? is it a donkey? is it a cow? is it a ALVAREZ GUITAR?
WHOO its a ALVAREZ MD80.
too bad its not mine. Drools. imma gonna work for you PAPA GOD, then ALVAREZ MD80 with Solid Spruce top with mahogany sides and back with rosewood fretboard and and and... AHHH.
HERE I COME.

GOD PROVIDE ME WITH A JOB PLEASE.

anyway im busy studying. like now. but i got bored so so so i decided to blog. i dont want it to die again. yay.
STUDYING is boring. but its important, cause it makes me smarter.
Who doesnt want to be smarter anyway.
it takes a Smart person to realise that it is important to be smart cause a dumb person cant, thats why he or she is dumb. wow. its a highly theoretical statement. it should end up right beside martin luther king's i have a dream speech! whee.Ah anyway only smart people know who martin luther king is cause they bothered to read.

I am mightily distracted. Studying 7hours of econs a day rots the brain. Now that econs is done. i have 4 chapters of POM left and and and the whole law to study. Its okay. cause im not afraid. i have the holy spirit!

just to share with you something silly that happened to me a few days back. i was studying at macs with chui and su. then somehow chui's phone batt almost died so she ask me to help her go and charge at my house, so i walked , nearing ntuc... i fell into the drain, cut my left knee slightly, just a small cut whatever, then i was like, oww better go home qickly. then i walked to the lift. there were two people inside. not ghost mind you. I WANNA CATCH A GHOST AND KEEP AT HOME AS PETS! anyway back to my story. then the auntie refused to back up all the way so i had little space. it reached the 11floor the uncle went out. then i pressed the close door button at the same time i look down at my knee cause it hurts. GUESS WHAT? THE DOOR CLOSED AND HIT MY HEAD. the auntie burst into laughter. grow so old still dunno that its rude to laugh at young boys. then i reach home and i forgot my keys.

it was so depressing.haha.
that is not a story. its the truth.

Anyway thats enough for today! im kinda thinking of buying the guitar from ebay next time. anyone knows how to use? can teach me? :D

hello!

2009-08-18T00:35:00.002+08:00

HELLO this is really dumb cause i just reached home.
WAHAHA
MAHAHA
YAHAHA
KAHAHA

sounds stupid. you change the First alphabet of HAHAHA to form really silly things.
havent been updating. why cause i eat too much and sleep too much.
makes no sense. actually it does it makes all the sense in the world. like if i spend time eating and sleeping i would have no time to blog. and if i have no time to blog it just means i have no time to blog.

sorry not making sense im tired.

its a fun day. WHEEEE. like WHEEEE.
went to study with Song. i fell asleep while studying.. for AWHILE!
i got study. SONG ended up blogging.
HE HAS A PINK BLOG. people chang song has started blogging.
hahaha. had a pretty dumb usher outing. its short but its fun.
i like 4s6c. we are a cool team. YAY i agreed to myself.
im somehow going to pester samantha for the photos. if she doesnt send me, i will upload her unglam photo. YUP!
then i accompanied Si Jia to her BBQ thingy.. Some sot thingy. so sad she got pung sehed by all her friends. so i decided to stay with her throughout. i think when i blog finish she still havent reach home. HAHA. i saw the church drummer. he looks like... a drummer.

SORRY IM RANDOM SORRY IM RANDOM cause. i cant help it.
peee poooo peeee pooooo

story.
once upon a time i was tired.
i slept i woke up and i was refreshed.
then i went to play, after a whole day.

i was tired
i slept i woke up and i was refreshed.
then i went to play, for a whole day.

i was tired
i slept i woke up and i was refreshed.
then i went to play, for a whole day.

i was tired
i slept i woke up and i was refreshed.
then i went to play, for a whole day.

i was tired
i slept i woke up and i was refreshed.
then i went to play, for a whole day.

i was tired
i slept i woke up and i was refreshed.
then i went to play, for a whole day.

i realised i was a pretty boring person.
the end. yay!
until i figure out how to put photos. haha

my hair better grow faster!

:D im happy

2009-08-12T22:41:00.000+08:00

ITS A AWESOME HAPPY DAY!
i cant believe i said that cause it really is.
Even though i have been studying.
WELL I LEARN THAT I CAN SHUT UP BY listening to music!
and force myself to study.
UP IS A NICE SHOW!

im just really high now!
like a balloon.
i un strike myself. but im tired. so no story today.

SHARE My JOY. hahaha

something stupid

2009-08-11T20:17:00.000+08:00

i just did something really really stupid.
i went to NTUC with my mum, she made me unpack the stuff.
i am not thinking right i think cause i put the bread in the fridge.

today is just not my day.
i just sleep and sleep and sleep.
just keep thinking of alot of things.
i need to study. ARGH.

reading a retarded book now called. I AM JACKIE CHAN.
its really thick.like 400page.
YES -.- i do read.
i need to swop that book for a textbook.
BUT reading is fun.

i need to top up my card tmr.
it expires on the 11. tmr is the 12th. sian that means my card's not going to work if i tap it on the bus.
hahaha. Bible study with chui.
After that im going back to Riverwalk i think. haha.
YUP.
YUP.
YUP.

im still on a strike.

seriously.

This little light of mine
Im gonna let it shine
this little light of mine
Im gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
Im gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine

:)

meatballs

2009-08-10T21:41:00.000+08:00

oh well... ...
too many meatballs make one a little fat.
just came back from surina's connect group outing.
my role was to entertain them. i think i did my part well.
WHOOO...

I've been couped up at home for too long i think.
cause i think i fried my brains, cause im back to normal highing again.
i love my nonsense. always look on the bright side of life.
cause there are no meatballs on the darker side.
hahaha. there are only ducks... DARK... DUCK. geddit? GEDDIT?
HAHAHA. i think blogging is lame and a good way to pass time.

i am so annoyed. why? CAUSE my brothers all got computers, and to make space to put the computer,
the took out all my stuff from the room. HEY.. i live in that room too! not the living room.
i dont even use the phone much now, not intending to either, so why move my stuff there.
THE SOFA IS COMFY.

I LOVE SINGAPORE.
IM PROUD TO BE A SINGAPOREAN.
theres nothing like watching national day celebration live.
on channel 5 of course.

WHAT DO YOU SEE? ... ... i see chimpy.
HAHAHAHA.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT! AHHHH
...
...
I WANT GOD.
I WANT CHIMPY.
I WANT BUN BUN.
I WANT MEATBALLS.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

I THINK I WANT TO SLEEP REALLY SOON.
IM TYPING IN CAPS.
CAUSE IM LAZY TO TURN IT OFF.
I SHALL SERVE TMR MORNING PRAYER MEETING THEN.
YUPS.

no story cause obviously nobody wants to read it.
its under appreciated. im on a writer's strike.
HAHAHA.

seriously.

i dont feel like doing anything

2009-08-08T08:50:00.001+08:00

cause im not doing anything at the moment.
i dont know how to add photos again, the icon just seem to disappear off my blogger.
Oh well. :(

no more fever. yay! celebrate on my behalf, because today is the third day and i dont have a fever which means i dont have to go to the hospital for bloodtest! i hate needles. i hate it even more if it is inside me.

Someone pray that my cough wont doesnt worsen, my mum currently don't allow me to go for service unless i become better. but. i will confirm become better. IM not raphael for nothing. :)

Yesterday was a mighty boring day! i spend the whole day reading 2 books. The Godfather, and HALO: the fall of reach. and of course the newspaper. and i did what i didnt expect myself to. i was bloghopping. hahaha. So dumb. There is nothing else to do! like i will click on the blogs every 2 hours, oh haven update. haha. like i expect u all to update in the morning. -.- NVM. i shall spend today more fruitfully. oh CGM was quite cool. i was contained in the room. i was praise and worshipping within the confinement of the room. i dont know why. when we started P&W i started coughing really badly till the extent that i had to go to my Parent's room toilet to vomit. Oh Well. Im feeling better already!

What should i do today?
what should i do today?
what should i do today?

OH NO! i cannot make it for the TP harvesters thingy. :(

AAH... story
im getting sick of doctor stories.
no mood to talk about chimpyism at the moment too.

once upon a time there lived a chair.
the chair sat very still.
GET IT? GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SIT ON THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR "SAT" VERY STILL? THE CHAIR CANT SIT!
GEDDIT>? HAHAHAHA

sorry.. random.
well.. the end.
my ezlink card is crying that im not using it.
:( wasted concession. BOOOOO!

cheat my feelings.

2009-08-06T11:17:00.000+08:00

:( how can fever rise so fast. i just blogged about being better, now its 38.4 degrees.
i have 7days MC. going to drug myself, then go and sleep.
pray for me. and everyone sick.

the end

Its a better day today!

2009-08-06T07:59:00.002+08:00

its a half horrid half fun day yesterday!
horrid because i was sick and didnt go home cause i wanted to go for the usher outing so badly,
and fun because the usher outing was really fun.
they are brave people, cause i keep coughing.
probably they wanted MC also.

thank God for Good Friends.
Yesterday i was supposedly studying alone in the school library, then chui offered to come and pei me until she has to go dhoby at 630. i wasnt feeling well already running a slight fever. She help me add some retarded and redundant stuff on my blog, and went hyper and posted a really lame post below. -.- HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS.
it was just very cold, and i had a headache. but its alright now. a little bit left.
Thanks clarence for bring panadol for me, and buying me the really horrible but effective drink.

HEY PEOPLE, if you are running a fever, drink the cooling water drink. tasted really bad, but it works. or maybe it was the panadol. haha.

i dont like panadols. its white and bitter.
but its better than the paracetamol i ate at home. Gosh its big and ... ... BIG. yup.

usher outing was quite fun, cause i felt better after those medication.
all the ushers in my team all same frequency as me one. Just high only.
Oh man, i was trying to persuade Roy to buy this wooden baton thingy in daiso tgt. hahaha.
he refused. it looks like a wand, its really funny.
i was like a lean mean peeing machine, every 30 mins or so, i just keep going to the toilet.
i dont miss you, fever! GO and stay as far away from me as possible.
yup then we went to ajisen, i didnt eat any ramen. i ate beef don! and its the first time i failed to eat finish anything. :( lost of appetite. how to grow fat liddat?
And samantha is just crazy only, i think she transferred to the correct team, she laugh at everything. even chopsticks. -.-, we made fun of how old si jia was and she talk so much she didnt eat finish her food.

then we went to mos burger, and we gave maurice his pen holder with multicoloured pen! whooo.
then i took out bun bun and chimpy. wrong move. :( they just tortured chimpy by stuffing him into the penholder in alot of positions. and maurice like chimpy, he zi lian alot of photos with chimpy. haha.
YUP basically that is it.

Studying is really tedious.
but im studying.
and so should all of you. YAY!

bye bye maurice see you in 8years.

time for a pointless story. chimpyism or soft toyism must wait!
still on the doctor series.

once up a time there was a doctor, he was in his clinic diagnosing a patient then the phone rang.
"doctor! doctor! somebody jumped off the 7th storey attempting suicide, your the only practitioner around, its two blocks down, thank you!" . so the doctor ran ran ran, and saw the mutilated body and gasped. the persons head was busted open and the blood was gushing out. he went over and tried to stem the bloodflow with tissue paper, to no avail. he decided to access the body and realised the persons ribs has been snapped inwards and puntured both his lungs. the doctor groaned. and looked around. he realised nobody was around. he took out a hammer and knocked the person dead. its easier this way.

the end.
hahaha, im into sinister endings this few days.
i know how to use labels liao, but i choose to type senseless things still.

Some advice from the wise one.
Everyone Sick:
Must Take Care
Must Drink Water
Must Go Pee
Must get MC. (haha JK on this part) studies is impt. i think?
haha cannot say liddat, my head will roll.

photos if someone uploads it. haha my phone cam spoil. :(

THE END

TP LIBRARY IS NOISY

2009-08-05T14:47:00.011+08:00

HELLO HELLO.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Here's bringing you the latest news from TP library:
1. TANJIN IS STUDYING POM.
2. CHIMPY IS SO BORED THAT HE TURNED HIS BACK TOWARDS TANJIN.
3. TANJIN IS VERY DISTRACTED BY THE TYPING.
4. I SHALL STOP HERE.

OKAY, GOODBYE EVERYBODY.
ADIOS!

What is this man...

2009-08-05T11:00:00.001+08:00

okays.. i shall not like fever.
cause the fever is from the devil.
and i think confessing too much of it will cause it to come to you.
im feeling super cold now, and i got a stupid stupid stupid headache. which..
hurts. -.-
free aircon my foot. booooo!!

dont get sick, dont get sick, dont get sick, dont get sick, dont get sick.
im nerding in the library all the way till 6 bah.
hope i can cover alot of things.
God help me. Thank you.
exams in 2 weeks, cannot afford to be complacent!

Been reading alot of books. Just read and read and read. cause reading is really fun.
it just pulls away all other distraction and takes away alot of time.
the best part is that you improve your english at the same time.
Whoo! i have a really bad habit! i nearly late for every 9am lessons cause i make it an aim to go school as late as possible and dont be absent. haha so i read newspaper, play around with guitar until 815 then i panic. haha. next sem cannot liddat.

JUST VERY COLD!
my hands are numbing.

lalala. shall start studying in 20 mins time.

short story again.
tempted to not continue with doctor stories.
i got inspiration for chimpyism. haha nvm next time then wait for it.

once upon a time, like one post down, there lived a doctor.
one day the doctor was in his on clinic attending to the patients.
then one patient said to him, doctor i have a headache, then the doctor say okays.
he went to the cabinet took out a saw and cut the person's head off.
he then put panadol in the detached head and glued it back on the neck.
the doctor then ask the patient. "are you feeling better?"

there are two ways to go from this story.
1. the gruesome way.
2. the humane way.

ahhhh. ahhhhh. ahhhhh. deliema.

okay the humane way it shall be.
its not nice to be gruesome.

so then the patient replied.
"yes doctor im feeling much better. i can feel the panadol working already".
he bade the doctor farewell. and left the clinic.
he got run downed by a car.

sorry! couldnt help myself.
yup yup.
the end.

I Feel like me

2009-08-04T08:51:00.000+08:00

Yo! i feel like me!
eh... i feel like me!
uh... i feel like me!

sorry about that, cause... i feel like me.
i suppose everyone is falling sick. why? why? why?????
cause... i feel like me, haha sorry that made no sense.
just sleep alot, drink lots of water(make sure you go toilet) and and and i feel like me.
oh yah and see a doctor. because i think its fun to see a doctor while your friends are studying in school.
How come i dont seem to get the fever? i only get all the irritating side effects.
I Want Fever! someone infect me.
i want my free aircon.

better start studying soon before i slip into holiday mood.
exams are coming, exams are coming, exams are coming, exams are coming.
i think i shall set up permanent residence in marine parade library to start studying.

yesterday i only used computer for less than 30mins in total.
its so refreshing. computers are a hassle. i only use it to blog now. other than that there is nothing much to do on the computer. i cant imagine people who use computer all day. then u ask them what u doing?
'im bloghopping' << is that the correct term? nvm
can you imagine that people spend hours looking at blogs?
or worse still visit the same blogs over and over again?
haha people wake up! you have better things to do!
And so do i! i slept like crazy last night. Now my sickness is all gone.
perhaps H1N1 travels through computers. watch out ppl.
i feel like me.

once upon a time there lived a doctor.
the doctor was very well known in the medical field for his abilities.
one day a hospital called him up and asked him to rush over to the hospital cause someone had a nasal infection and had to be operated on immediately.
so the doctor set about preparing the scalpel and hacked the person's nose away.
then he realised that the infection was caused by mucus build up and unable to come out of his nostrils due to
stiff nostril hairs. so he applied conditioner on the hairs and glued the nose back onto the person. thats another
patient solved.
the end.
haha. what a pointless stories. im going to write doctor stories for a week.yay.
cause every one is falling sick.
hopefully the virus will see the story and die from my lameness and people will get healed.
haha. skinny hope. i cant say Fat hope cause im not fat.
the end.

sick people read here
drink alot of water, pee alot, drink your pee.(jk) sleep alot, after you wake up , tell yourself you didnt sleep enough and sleep some more. yup. SEE A DOCTOR!!! cause you need MCs. and medicine, how to get well without medicine?

boooo... yay.

2009-08-03T08:56:00.000+08:00

why am i sick? why why why why why?
rawr woke up at 5am because stomach pain, go toilet, 7am woke up again go toilet, now eat medicine liao stomach still pain.
irritating irritating irritating. GO away GO away u stupid stomach pain.

wheee what a super duper tiring week.
I LIKE. FOP was alrighty true worshippers was cool and bob fitts was ... ... well... ... bob fitts.
hahaha. no more projects.. IM SO HAPPY.
Fri had 2 presentations, then after that i went down for fop. i reached home around 1130pm. the nxt day i went to usher at around 4 plus. haha its interesting. we spent the whole fop doing usher support duty, preparing for the anniversary's the pack thingy. we are very efficient ushers. one small group of us packed 5000 in around 2hrs plus. then after that we went to pack the acrylic cubes. Irritating, they made me in charge to count the cubes and seperate them into the different sections. my maths is bad and they ask me to do it. thank God for good ushers.

my hand is full of paper cuts. ouch.

then Song went to sleep over at my house, ben ben cabbed us down to parkway macs, then we at macs for dinner at 1145. eat until 1230. all of us super tired liao like walking zombies. slept at 1 plus woke up at 535.
because stupid chang song keep snoozing my alarm and didnt attempt to wake me up. luckily i woke up and he hit him and say " oi song wake up 530 liao", then he tell me u go iron clothes first. then i anything i go iron clothes prepare my stuff ready to go liao. then i ask him again, "oi song 6 liao hurry up wake up", then u know what he tell me????!! "ehh u go iron clothes first." Hahaha, iron clothes for 30mins. irritating leh him. then serve serve serve. CHC 20th anniversary was cool! just that i was serving didnt enjoy much. but its a joy to serve so it balances out.hahaha. all the ushers all like walking zombies already. then went to klp for fellowship. i am so tired. i fell asleep... ... ... until someone woke me up! grrrr! nvm cause by then sze ning help me buy my drink liao.haha.

went back to serve, i served at east gate there, then when the people came in i was just highing with the ushers around me, they keep hitting me cause i was doing the Fcbc thingy. Hi welcome God BLESS you. then we did it in a chain until they cut the flow. and all go in from North only. the crowd was quite sad. only filled the floor area and arena only. But the atmosphere was quite Good. Then during praise it was so so so much fun, we ushers stand one line hold hands and jump! unforgettable.
hehe when bob fitts went in, we went out to makan. thanks church for providing food for ushers. haha. ROY says i eat slow. i dont! u eat too fast not i eat slow. he lay hands on my stomach and pray for God to expand my 'capacity'. lalalala. okay then i went home. cause nothing much to do.

ahhhh nothing much to say.
im happy
im happy
im happy
im happy
i think?

im happy
im happy
im happy

hahahaha. Freedom from projects followed by Fop and Church anniversary totally rocks.
yay! bye. :)
YES U CAN!

whee im an angry rabbit

2009-07-30T23:37:00.001+08:00

haha whee im an angry rabbit!that just sounds pretty random.
oh so thats how u post pictures. yay thx thx thx. now i can show everyone what bun bun looks like. :D
anyway i woke up at 550 today and went for prayer 365.
whee 1hr is pretty short i realised. went to makan with gerry after that, and i was home by 930.
then i attempted to watch DMC. gosh its hard on the ears. cant stand watching shows like that.
then i went to sleep and almost late for school. hehe.
im a lean mean sleeping machine.
Everyone is sick. not good not good not good.

my brain isnt working yet to come up with a story. pictures first!

rmb my outing??? pictures!

hehe flying kite, bad imitation at doraemon.

the disc thingy which we refused to let them get off.

song rolling

and rolling.. siao

i couldnt move. sticky butt

short spiderweb

conquered spider web.

just.. tired. unglam unglam

anddd enough of that time for some clarification and unveiling of BUN BUN.

bun bun! not big bun. cute right?

bun bun, not big bun. BIG BUN is the left one, the rabbit is Bun Bun

dumb pic with me and bun and chimpy.

i miss my hair. =(

su su doesnt like bun bun. she prefers chimpy.

chimpy watching harry potter

su su on date with chimpy.

see everyone loves chimpy!

haha the end of pictures, =D

tmr is OP, csa presentation. busyness during FOP. say hi to me if u going. hahaha.

im going everyday. i try to blog still.

yay FOP FOP FOP FOP FOP FOP.

jin jin jin jin jin jin jin jin jin jin jin. i have learnt how to irritate myself.

the end. bye!

haha nothing

2009-07-29T21:47:00.001+08:00

this post is about nothing much actually.
i just wanted to blog about nothing.

perhaps i should do the nothing story part 2.
my blog has actually become quite pointless.
hehe here it goes.

once upon a time there was a nothing which existed between nothing.
the nothing from a few post back is now nothing and eradicated from all ur minds.
now nothing will fill the void created by nothing into more nothing.
now instead of a nothing there is nothings.
nothings realised that it couldnt possibly be plural form so it removed the 's' from nothings
and it became nothing again. now then one day nothing felt lonely as there was nothing accompanying nothing.
so nothing went to look for a date. so nothing went to look online for online dating services.
nothing decided to create a user account and realised nothing could be key in cause nothing had nothing in
nothing's particular. nothing submitted it anyway.
the next second, nothing found a match.
no match found was totally compatible with nothing.
they decided to go on a date, and nothing happened.
and nothing and no match found go married and gave birth to no such thing.
the end.

what a romantic love story.
i just wasted like 5mins typing that story.

hehe. tmr is my cell's prayer 365.
God is going to make it super amazing.
YAY almost finish my projects liao.
to those who are stressed, tired, no time. jia you jia you jia you.
cannot jia too much you. oil prices is US$60 per barrel at the moment.
ouch. too much econs project liao.

lalala
the end.
nothing.
nothing.
something.
power ranger.
team rocket.
haha.
nothing.
the end again.
seriously.
THE END.

late night highness

2009-07-29T01:26:00.005+08:00

Projects

Ponyo

Potato

pikachu

all start with letter 'P'

isnt that amazing? im having a 'P' obsession

hahaha.

randoming story now

once upon a time there live a pikachu.

one day pikachu saw ponyo and decide to go on a date with her.

then they went to a restaurant to eat potato.

hahaha, i dunno how to put in projects.

the end.

bye!

hahaha.

Publish Post.

P.P. see im spotting all the 'p's

Deus take absentis vexo populus

yay i finally found time to blog

2009-07-27T19:59:00.000+08:00

BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY!
i didnt dare to touch com since last fri. praise the lord i managed to finished the babooned CSA dreamweaver.
wow. dreamweaver is so "exciting", so addictive.
i started doing at 8pm and cont. all the way up till 3am.
then i woke up at 7 go to school at around 10 and do all the way to 5!
yuck yuck yucks. i detest computer now. haha.
praise the lord for Good friends who come in aid regarding computers.

so sorry for not blogging for the past few days.

anyway! then saturday i had my connect group outing with wei shan joining us. yay!
it was rather fun.. i hope.
started off at 11 when i met them at downtown east macs.
Me and Song were being mean to Ying Jie by saying everythings cockroach cause she doesnt like it.
HER reaction is priceless. next time just go try on her.hahaa

yup then later we went to the mangrove place, i chose that place on purpose.
to hear the sisters scream cause got alot of insects. hehe.
actually i dun like insects to.
unfortunately we didnt see any WAHHHHHs. but we did see some gigantic lizards.
Komodo dragon? gila monster? hehe whatever. but quite cool they can swim!
some photos from that place.

hmmmm... where did the icon to add Photo go?? oh man!
another time bah.
then chui join us shortly. with song laughing at her for screaming when she saw a snake the size of an earthworm. -.-
yup we saw alot of crabs.basically they live in holes dug into the mud.
look like condominum estates.

lalala walked to a place to fly kites.
we are all lousy at it! our kites refused to fly. the sister just keep screaming and screaming.
i never knew kites were so exciting u can cause ppl to scream.
haha.yup yup. anyway for the pictures just go to my facebook to see its there.

and lastly we went to the playground. quite fun.
there was this turning thingy. so we made ying jie, germaine and wei shan sit on it.
it started turning quite quickly. then me song and chui decided not to help them get off.
HAHA> yup and i finally conquer the spider web!! whee.
nothing to be proud of actually. its quite short.

then song went back, chui went ndp, wei shan went to tuition.
me germ and yingjie went to eat at macs. went there to high again.
i just keep making fun of ying jie's chinese. too chim already dun understand.
we have a poem for her also.
then went for service. with the new wierd song. RAIDIATE YYEAHHHH... -.- unjumpable song. i dun like.
like elevate liddat.aiyer... sorry.

YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT.
(inside joke)

hehe. went home to sleep.
woke up for service.
hehe. went home to sleep.

this is why i didnt use computer!

yay!

no pictures of BUN BUN.. cause i dunno how to upload photos.
many presentations to come. keep me in prayers.
freedom next week!!

anyway a random story.
once upon a time there lived a book.
one day the book said to the radio.. well i think u talk to much.
and the radio said. well a book is not suppose to talk.
haha

the end.

Blogger is so wierd.

2009-07-22T23:20:00.003+08:00

is it just me or is everyone's blogger all like this? im like typing in this small invisible box that is below the preview button. -.-

anyway i got a new toy! its called bun bun. HAHAHA. I bought it out of compulsion. it is so so so so so cute. but obviously surina begs to differ, she call it big bun. when bun bun is only one third the size of chimpy. haha.
yup yup yup. no mood to blog as blogger looks so wierd. when it fixes itself i will post pictures of bun bun.
thats it.
bye!

nothing much.

2009-07-21T11:12:00.002+08:00

im feeling pretty lousy...
but im okay now. la la la la
joel 3:10

haha yesterday was so so so emo.
i one person go to pasir ris park to recce the place.
i learnt a lesson.
dun wear formal and carry a stupid big bag and attempt to recce pasir ris park.
at such a bad timing.
bad for health.
And dont go alone. explain later.

its either i grew taller... ... or the spider web shrank.
-.- cant believe that i used to be scared of that tiny thing.
rawrrr.
anyway i walk from the playground to the mangrove place to check it out,
this is why dun go alone. the wasps were so big.
its black and bright orange.
i dun exactly like insects.
hahaha. if i want to scared, at least scared with a few people then fun mah.
yup then i climbed up the bird watching tower thing
and i was listening to songs.
so i climb
climb
climb
climb
and when i reach the top...
i saw a couple making out... ...
they were like so pissed with me.
hahahaha. their expression was like hurry u and @*&(#@! off.
if you know what i mean.
so pretend.. ohh see bird see bird.
nothing liao then i went down.
hahaha
yup basically thats it. hope i have a good outing this Sat.

dreamweaver is just horrendous.
i cannot stand it.

not going ldrs meeting... going to celebrate my brother's bday.
people, keep me informed.

hmm im watching gaki no tsukai to destress.
its super funny
HAHAHA..

once upon a time there lived a humpty dumpty
humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horse
and all the kings men
use scotch tape and put humpty dumpty together again!
... ...
NOT!
the made humpty dumpty into a great omelette.
YUM!

sorry random.

the end

... ... ...

2009-07-19T21:51:00.002+08:00

GOD!!! please take away my projects! please please please.
if u can take away my stone, you can take away my projects.
i can speak to the mountains and it will be moved, i can speak to dreamweaver and someone will do it for me.haha kidding kidding.

just totally no mood to think of a crappy story today.
im like ultra GONG GONG , blur ... not old.
Just now while ushering i went to lay bravo terrace 01 buckets at bravo arena
then i became super flustered.
why got extra one? how come got extra bucket.
then Roy came to help he stared at the bucket label and we laugh like crazy.

HELLO! i was like screaming at every random usher i see. hahaha
and the ROGER and ROY followed me and we just went HELLOing every usher we see.
i did runner today for sijia. like so fun. cause no need do zone.
haha
hope no usher is seeing this.
anyway after service celebrated ZZP's birthday. hahaha i heard ppl calling my name when i was looking for Joe. but i dunno who.hahaha. freaky.

tmr got POM presentation. roleplay!!
whee im so not excited.
how come we are the first group to present???
rawrr!!

i think i shall go to pasir ris park alone!!! EMO!!
no lah! not emo to go find out where exactly is the playground for this sat's outing!!!
lalala..anyone volunteer to join me???

once upon a time there lived an ant.
i stepped on it.
it died.

hahahahahaha

moral of the story

dont be an ant.

the END!
im going to find my purpose.

extreme makeover

2009-07-19T05:57:00.001+08:00

kudos to chui!!

thx thx thx thx thx thx

hahaha. its 6!

can go bathe go service liao.

bye!

stupid drug

2009-07-19T03:01:00.002+08:00

hahaha stupid drug! i just woke up... wow at 3am.
no i cannot sleep anymore.
and i feel high. lala lala elmo song.
HAHAHAHA.
teletubbies teletubbies say HELLO!
HAHAHAHA.
maybe i should eat my medication again to make myself fall asleep.
...
...
...
i dont think so.
later tomorrow you guys see one crazy usher dancing around.
no way...
.
.
.
end of blog. hahahahahaha. thanks! :D bye! :D
:D:D:D:D smiley disease

Stories with morals

2009-07-18T17:28:00.008+08:00

tired
why? cause i ate drowsy medicine. hahaha. stupid reason.
i was drugged. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

im OD COOL

i just remember... ... im not suppose to fall sick. =(
anyway im feeling much better already.
Anyway please don't scold me... ... i finally realise that God's power is manifested so strongly in my life.
The day before on thurs when i started getting symptons of falling sick i was like. YESSSS!
friday no need go school. then i chanting to myself... im sick im sick im sick.
then i rmb that nights prayer conference was me and szening prayer for health and finance.
I was so freaked out that night cause i was afraid that when i pray God will heal me.
i mean i know he will heal me.
but i dont want him to. what a sad thought.
anyway im raphael which means my God heals.
haha. sorry shldnt be sharing this. obviously i felt very fine on fri. buttt didnt go school.
safety precaution. and small cough and flu.
the medicine actually made me more sick.
haha...GOD WORKS.

sorryy shouldnt be sharing that. I wont fall sick. i wont fall sick. i wont fall sick.

reading newspaper is a good habit. :D. the hotel place in indonesia got bombed. those who dunno about it you guys are sua kus and frog in the well. time to read ppl!.

about my stories with morals.... due to a complain.(senseless stories)

disclaimer: this is not a true story. any person resembling anyone or anything is purely coincidental. everything here is fictional, created by tan jin's nonsense.

story 1.

once upon a time, there lived a boy. he was very well mannered and of course very well liked by his teachers and peers. He was also a very family person who spend time with his parents and siblings.

so one day while going shopping with his parents, he was at the the crossroad waiting to cross the road. then he saw and old lady wanting to cross the road. his instincts immediately to help the old lady cross the road, so he put down his stuff immediately ran over to help the lady and carried her and crossed the road.

he died.
the old lady died too.
HAHAHAHA

moral of the story is... ... ...
its good to help old ladies cross the road but at least wait for the traffic light to turn green.

Story 2.
once upon a time there lived another boy. not the one who died.
he was extremely playful and never thought of his own well being.
so oneday he decided to step on many different things to see what will make him fall down the hardest.

firstly he took a piece of paper and stepped on it.
.. nothing happened

secondly he took 2 pieces of paper and stepped on it.
.. still again nothing happened

he was getting slightly agitated

thirdly he took 3 pieces of paper and stepped on it.
.. nothing happened again!

he got angry so he decided to eat a banana.
he threw the banana skin on the floor.

he died.
HAHAHAHAHA.

Moral of the story is... ...
Do not litter, lest you step on a banana skin and fall down and hit your head.

story 3.

once upon a time there lived a princess by the name of princess.
one day princess went to the Mirror and stared at it.
she died.

moral of the story... ...
if you know you are ugly dont look at the mirror and scare yourself to death.
Kidding! kidding!
no one is ugly. its a fictional story. its my nonsense.

hahaha. yup im done for today.
im wierding.im like blogging everyday.
whats wrong with me??? haiyo... ....
Role play and presentation on Monday for POM. wish me well.

THE END!

half sick!

2009-07-17T08:32:00.002+08:00

hey people im Half sick!

this means that im not going to school today..

i dont know if thats a good or bad thing.

Im already alot better since last night's prayer conference.

i better be okay tonight!

hah i dun care about the sick part. do you know what?

my PONYO download finish liao. im so so so so so happy.

i have been waiting for it forever. i shall spend my next 2 hrs watching ponyo.

PONYO! PONYO! PONYO!

hahaha.

wilmer enjoys my lame story so he requested one from me.

ehhhhh.. i shall write a story on virus since im half sick.

once upon a time.. my stories all start with once upon a time i just realised. okay change..

once upon a today.

there was this group of virus inside my computer.

obviously computers get sick too they eat cookies. -.-

yup then they got bored of messing around with my computer and decided to infect me.

so my computer got a flu and started coughing at me.

cough.

then i caught the virus. i dont have norton anti virus. so i caught it.

...from virus point of view.

hey! i see a mouth lets go in. evil cackle*

so a group of 300 virus jumped into my mouth*

hey i see a punching bag lets go punch it a few times to make him sneeze like crazy.

...

PANCAKES!

Once upon a time there lived a chef who got bored of cooking vegetables. So he took out a pan and cracked a few eggs into it. then he pour flour and started stirring it around. AHHH my pan's on fire. so he quick stirred it around and thus the Pancake was formed!

mmmm.... Pancakes.

mmmm.... Pancakes!

then i ate the Pancakes. and killed all the viruses. haha

THE END.

super random.

yup nothing more to say.

i have stopped stoning. time is passing really slowly!

the end. bye.

cant help falling in love with... stone.

2009-07-16T00:13:00.005+08:00

haha. stupid title. today i didnt go for riverwalk bible study cause chui decided to help me crash course the ft1. of course crash course so much faster! i ended up laughing like crazy half way due to a verse.. A REVELATION.

lets do a little bible study now. =)

John 11:39

Jesus said, "take away the stone"... ...

HAHAHAHA. God has a great sense of humour. yesterday i was just blogging about stone and he revealed to me this verse during bible study. Okay God i shall take away the stone and focus on whats more important like doing my POM and studying my precedent case instead of blogging. but im blogging anyway. haha.

hmm.. today is a rather spastic day or spazzzzztic. i went to eat bento with my group people and they shared some really ... things to me. yucks. dont mention it again.haha. obviously i wasnt full, and i went to order a plate of chicken rice and ate it while they went to buy bubble tea.

hmm then we went to the project room to study about our precedent case and do our 'project'. Argh. HOW CAN ANY CASE BE THIS BORING. its like the lawyers and doctors are trying to overwhelm each other with words so chim i cannot find on my handphone dictionary. lemme share some of the words.

1.adjudicate

2.vilifying

3.extrinsic

4.cogent

5.countervailing

i shall only reveal 5 words not to scare you even further. all these words appeared on 1 page. mind you there are 39 pages. haha can die! we spend um like 4 unproductive hours in the project room complaining about how boring the case is. haha. not Good! but i redeemed myself by reading the case on the bus and basically understood it a little. haha i didnt stone!

haha its a super cute photo! where tricia's frog is holding whiskers hostage and chimpy being cool.. just like me, pointing the gun at the frog! haha. sorry the behind very messy. can u see the notes. thats the case. its super thick.

yup yup yup. im trying to keep myself preoccupied with alot of things to stop myself from thinking so much and stoning too much. and God obviously heard my prayers. now im flooded with so much homework. God direct my steps. tell me which homework to do first. =). yeap yeap yeap. :) thats it for today.

the end.

im going to quit stoning!

QUIT STONING

2009-07-15T00:27:00.008+08:00

HAHA i gotta quit STONING! whats wrong with me.

i wake up and stare at the top of my bed for 10 mins, after eat finish my breakfast i on the computer and stared at the start up screen for another 10 mins before realising the computer is on. haha. very bad very bad. but i managed to finish my macroecons praise the lord. but ended up the teacher postponed the deadline. bang head* nvm better done early then nvr.

i think my blog template very boring. a little bit time to change. anyone nice enough to help me??

ehhhh.. oops i almost stone again. so lame. i shall write a story about stones.

once upon a time there was a group of stones. they called themselves the STONES.

the STONES were pretty much a group of common looking stones and they just sat

around the whole day stoning. So one common day, a boy walk by the stones he looked at the stones and did nothing. HAHA TRICKED YOU GUYS! EXPECTING SOMETHING RIGHT? yup so the STONES continued stoning

...

and stoning

...

and stoning

...

until one day nothing happened.

hahaha what a bad ending.. a wonderful tribute to my crapping skills. =)

HEY PPL guess what! connect group outing on Sat. Cant wait for it. hope i dont embarass myself too much by doing to many silly things. haha. didnt get a chance to play with photobooth today. :(. <---- looks like a smiley with a mole. HAHAHA. im downloading ponyo. :DDDDDDDDDD but its like taking forever. nvm.

WHAT AM I DOING?

IM THINKING OF PONYO.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.END OF RANDOM POST. IM TRYING VERY HARD TO BLOG FREQUENTLY.

when i say that i can't, my God tells me i can.

GOD ROCKS, i stone.

tired.tired.tired.tired.tired.

DUMB DAY.

2009-07-14T01:03:00.020+08:00

HELLO IM BLOGGING! ZZZ.. why am i blogging?

because... ... no idea!

and its a dumb day and i cannot sleep! GOSH!!!

Yesterday i slept alot like 15 hrs or abit less then that so i suppose i have to over high today to recuperate. so i woke up at 9 plus. then i read newspaper, then i bathe, then i go school! wow. why does anybody want to know about that. see blogging is silly. i tell people that i bath. haha. anyway then i went to the bus stop at 1020. and immediately bus 15 came. THANK YOU JESUS. haha if not i confirm late. Anyway i got to class feeling rather umm.. emoish? i dunno how you describe it. then i sat down beside Stasha and she had her mac on the table. so i started fiddling around with it. ummm very silly, you know mac? when u drag the cursor over the icons below, it will magnify! i was getting amused with it. here is where the dumb stuff starts.

i saw photobooth!

i like photobooth!

somebody teach me how to download photobooth onto windows please!

fun fun fun

so i started 'cam whoring' with stasha and nico and oscar.

and Andy but he refuse to take part. but me and stasha took photo of him anyway.

it happen when uncle benny went out of the class! im very guai okay. if chui is looking at this. no disrespect.

photos shall explain what happened in pom.

warming up. my first photo taken. see oscar behind more enthusiastic than me.

Stasha joins the cam whoring! andy stoning behind, refuse to lame with us.boo him.

playing around with the features. i look like jackie chan.

i think i look pretty hideous in this photo.

brainy jin.

wierd looking jin.

trying to look cool. with the glow. haha admit it. I AM COOL!

jin goes "screamo", stasha is just smiling, ruin my moment.

staring at everyones favorite chimp.. CHIMPY!

a kick from chimpy.

lightstick specs. :)

im the botak and stasha has all the hair.

stasha: "why am i doing this"

haha. seriously no comments on that.

i like this photo. we are disintergrating into blue dust. but if u see carefully, stasha is growing the effei tower out of her face.hahaha.

ooooh curly fries, curly hands.

conjoined jin! very mean shall not elaborate.

ugly simon! haha.

oscar being loved by chimpy!

probably the most 'normal photo' cause im not in it.haha

End of pom lecture highness. i went to find chang song to makan. he didnt high with me. i was 'recuperating' for more more more highness to come. more pictures. :). its not everything, can go my facebook see.

after that i went to the library to carry on with the POM project! then discuss finish then somehow we ended up playing with stasha's photobooth again! this time more siao. mostly me.

it started of innocently of just wanting to play around with the camera.

stasha, me,meena

then then then i dunno which bugger go and suggest we dance around. i think it was stasha who asked nico. hey show us some dance moves. haha. then i said yah u dance i imitate. i dunno why he so shy lah. bugger. anyway we started dancing. started of with my horrible chair.

chair is a breakdance move. my interpretation. looks like i sitting on toilet bowl.

this is what its suppose to look like. haha. looks nothing like a chair.

failed attempt. haha. i dun care.

haiya! random power move i created.

this looks cooler. haha actually i cheat. the timer went 1 2 3 and i jumped. i collapsed immediately after the camera went off. haha.

looks wierd. dun laugh.im not a dancer.

oscar joins the fun!

stasha fails as a dancer. its a dance move not ask you to pose.

haha looks super impressive right?? nico holding my leg.haha

ha!!! headstand!!! with leg on the wall... ...

decided to go to more simple stuff. michael jackson!

oscar folded the paper sampan hat for me.

haha

irritating. stasha show the whatever look, oscar with the sian look and im just being cool behind.

back to breakdancing. more fun.

nico with some cool move.

as usual oscar imitates and fails badly.

yay! i succeed. see im talented. i can dance.

tries something cool.

ended up with something not cool.

tired from all the highing.

so is nico

haha whee basically that ends our high session cause we realised that time was up and we have to go for Csa lecture. i didnt make alot of noise. I PAID ATTENTION. yup after that we went jamming!!! with stasha, andy, joel and this guy called lucas joined us.i think me and stasha ruin the image of musicians having the im so cool image already.hahah. we went to oudiocrypt too early then went to the playground to high and monkey around. jamming was quite fun. i was hogging the mic. but no mood to do screamo today. haha nvm. then i was high after that as well! but i dun care. i like high! better then emo. yup the end.

whee 2 more photos to cheer you up.

the super gravity defying power move!

not. -.-

hahaha yup thats the end of my dumb day. its 3am now. took me an hour plus to blog. haiyo. now i know why i dun like to blog. but i will try to update as much as i can. =)

THE END!

im blogging! :)

OOOH A TITLE...

2009-06-28T21:02:00.011+08:00

Hey to all you stalkers peeping at my blog.. Good news i have decided temporaily to revive my blog!

for the time being.. guess what it took me 15 mins trying to login cause i forgot my password.

hmmm blogging is really boring what should i write about?

ummm ummm...

PILLOW STORY.. everytime i blog i will come up with a story..

once upon a time there lived a sheperd who sheperded sheeps. duh..

out of all these sheep he favoured this very special sheep called... PETER.

uhh peter is a sheep. the shepard took special care of PETER and groomed him till

Peter was BIG and WOOLY and FAT. the sheperd said.. ooooh im hungry. so the sheperd killed PETER and shaved the wool and ate peter... after finishing the wonderful meal... the sheperd said.. AHHHHH i ate PETER!

the end. haha

i was lying about the pillow part sorry for the unnecessary suspense.

i decided to be nice anyway. i shall continue the story

....

then the shepard used the wool from peter and put it into a sack. then he sewed the sack

together and made a pillow out of it. then he suddenly felt hungry... NOOO! he did not eat the pillow..hahah tricked you. he put the pillow into the fire to bbq it. the pillow caught fire, it burned and the pillow was no more. the end. hahah what a happy ending.

hmmmm.. what else can i talk about??

maybe i'll upload some random pictures from facebook to make it more interesting.

hahaha. look! thats me and wilmer before O level at some sports outreach.forgot the name. we are the SUPERNERDS! sorry wilmer.. i exposed ur unglamness.

thats umm me at kfc writing chinese 'talisments' to stick on ying jie head cause she become crazy and bully my chimpy.

then she wrote one to counter mine. compare or chinese. obviously mine rocks more cause mine is totally no sense and hers is way too cheena for human comprehension. mine is the right one..

anddd a pretty pose.. im prettier.

and last but not least... chimpy!!!!

yup yup yup.

THE END.

well almost...

...

THE END!

CPR!!!! CPR!!!!

2009-03-16T09:53:00.002+08:00

hello!
i really dont know wht to blog about.
whee took me 5 min to remember my blogger user id.
then i realised it was my email address. arghhh.
bored since i have nothing to do i will do a little self intro.

hello!
im RAPHAEL TAN JIN!
i like to make fun of shu hui's name. dont tell her that i said it on my blog.
ESSSPPPAAAALLLLLANZAAAA!
UM I HAVE 4 WIFES AND ONE SON/DAUGHTER.
BIG WIFE IS MY CLASSICAL.
WHICH I LENT DELVIS.
oh no i lent my wife to my friend to play!
my second wife is my electric, which is super high maintainence.
and darn noisy,
my third wife is called mrs kennedy which means ugly head.
u can she her pic in the below post
and my newest wife is a MAESTRO!!!!
MAESTRO!!!!!!! MAESTRO!!! ITS A FREAKING GOOD WIFE!
AND cost me alot.
cant believe the agency charge me so much.
and my ukelele! its annoying and retarded like all of u reading this post.
whee im currently out of inspiration to write anything

so im gonna tell u about medical check up
if there is one wor to describe it
it would be
disturbing.
seriously.
imagine u go to the counter then this lady comes to u and gives u this container saying half cup will do.
uuhh feels wierd to pee into a cup.
then during the xray they make me taske off my shirt, cant help it if im too sexy
cause they make me take off my shirt 2 times.
once at the xray and the other time at the doctor's check up.
its a she
she said a very wierd line :take off ur shirt and sit on the bed.
sounds like im gonna get raped by a doctor.
then she asked if i got any lumps or bumps in my groin.
i think i shall not proceed and crack any gross jokes, got females reading my blog.
hahahaha.

end!
wait another few week then i blog again, perhaps with pics, if im happy.

THE GOD I KNOW

2008-11-16T21:34:00.002+08:00

the God i know is almighty, powerful, omnipotent, loving, and most of all my friend.
the God i never fails to show up when i most needed him.
the God i know never short changes us.
the God i know, knows everything.

todays service was rather silly still the presence of GOD was overflowing in the whole hall.
been a little packed the past week. cant believe it!!! its ASIA CONFERENCE in 2days time.
i believe, i believe, i believe that GOD will begin to rise asia up, rise up city harvest church beyond our current ability. on day i believe the cost of $4million of runnning this conference will mean very little to our church. we will have times 10 the amount to give out to charities in one year and still carry on our services normally. god will prosper chc exceedingly abundantly above all that we can ask or imagine.ASIA CONF IS SO GOING TO ROCK!!!

I SERVE!
I SERVE!
I SERVE!

dang they gave me a xs size t shirt..am i that smalll???!!!!!...hahahaha
crap i really am a wu di dong. cant fat guy.hahahah
yeaahh all the girls out there must be rather pissed with me right now.
ADOREEEE MY HOURGLASS FIGURE.hahhaha.
yay.

seriously im super bored.
B-ored
O-range
R_retard
E-elephant
D-donkey

you people should try this its so boring its amazing!
guess what is the most boring thing on earth?
it goes like this M_ _ _ _
yeah....?
get it?
u dont?
DUMB!!!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
okie.
maybe i am the dumb one.
its MATHS>
hahah now im a freaking genius.
1+1=7
2+2=84
hahaha bet u cant solve that. lemme show u.
1+1=7 ------(1)
2+2=84 ----(2)
from (1)
0=5
0=0
therefore from (1)
0=0
sub 0=0 into (2.1)
0=84
0(0)=84
0=0

therefore i conclude that 0=0

ha! im a genius okie signing off,
back with smarter stuff nxt time

yay undied

2008-11-05T21:43:00.003+08:00

yay viewership is low!
good that means i can start posting again.hahahah
at least its better than none!

hey guys recently i just found out something that has been bugging me for the longest time ever.
guess what ...
i really really like food!
GOD made food, im enjoying it.
GOD loves me... I AM LOVEEDDDDDDD!!!
hahaha!

yay!! KRISTINE TAGGED!!!! KRISTINEEE TAGGED!!!!!!
KRISTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HAHA! ur tys saved me.hahaha

yay updates on my life.
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JAM!
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KAYA!
PEANUT BUTTER!
MARGARINE!
MARMARLADE!
NUTTELA?

... ... ... crap stomach grumbling.
yes grumbling. not spell wrong.
its pissed at me for eating less, not like i want?
cant believe my stomach doing this to me.

for your information i have decided to rename my guitar

now i call HER, MRS KENNEDY!
f.y.i. kennedy means ugly head,
muahahahahaha.

anyway i got nothing to blog about.
so i shall say a story about nothing.

once upon a time, a nothing.

nothing exist between the above sentence and this. it was rather frustrating to something that there was nothing he could do about nothing as nothing was doing nothing.then there was a pancake. something ate the pancake and the pancake became nothing and now there was 2 nothings and there was nothing something could do about nothing as there was two nothings. besides he could do anything to nothing because nothing is perfect, 2 nothings will be 2 perfect, too perfect, then came big mac. it was eaten by something and it became nothing. the tan jin came and ate everything. the end.

im still hungry.hahahaha

im dreaming of a.....

pancake
char kway teow
laksa
chilli(kidding)
butter prawn(kidding also)
wasabi fish fillet(u kidding>? no way)
food
ffooooodd
ffffoooooooooodddd
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
FOOD!
FOOOOOD!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

GOD ROCKS TOTALLY! I MEAN LIKE HE CREATED FOOD RIGHT?
HAHAHA

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME READING NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
BYE

un dying my blog for a day.

2008-09-24T00:26:00.002+08:00

yo! i was hungry okay?
hahaha... i suppose its time to move on people no more dwelling in the past.
all that has past is just good memories,. good memories can be put aside and lets look forward to the future!
yay! bye macs, high carl's jr.

god indeed is a good god. for the past week or so i have been struggling to complete my art. Its really big, trust me. i was afraid i couldn't finish. but god bless me with good friends in art and a great church family.
as i was reading the bible randomly while i was studying, i came across this verse

mark 5:36
..., "Do not be afraid; only believe.”

cool! revelation! hahaha.
Perhaps all of us here we have something hindering us, be it our studies, our jobs, our families;
are we really trusting our savior our God enough? Are you putting GOD in the backseat?perhaps this is the reason why we feel worn out tired and discouraged. LEARN to put your trust in Jesus. the bible did not tell us to really on our strength but on his strength, let us LEARN to surrender ourselves to him, and most importantly let us learn to put our trust in him and rely in him even more.

Jesus says "do not be afraid, only believe!" i put the exclamation mark myself haha.
Matthew 9:29
... ..., “According to your faith let it be to you.”
Joel 3:10
... ... Let the weak say, ‘I am strong.

see, if i put them together it reads>> do not be afraid, only believe,according to your faith let it be to you, let the weak say, i am strong.

hahaha.. cool right?

the bible says it all! people, trust in Jesus and all things will be added into your life, let no mountains stop you from achieving all that is set in store for you. live a god glorifying life people, dont let small thing stop you.the bible promises that nothing bad last forever, so why get bothered by it. besides its just a trial, its suppose to make you stronger.
Ephesians 3:20
Now to Him who is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us,
Matthew 17:20
So Jesus said to them, “Because of your unbelief; for assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith as a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you.

serving jesus is hard, but not serving him is harder.
people! work hard, serve hard, and trust in the lord! where your heart is, there your treasure will we be!

whee this is starting to get fun!

2008-05-23T22:42:00.006+08:00

dear diary..
hahah... thats so bimbotic!!!
today i picked a flower and my nose.
then i stumbled upon a couple. my itchy fingers told me that
it was itchy so unfortunately... im going to show it to you.

please dont scream!

hahaha just kidding, wrong photo.
yea.. i know what u are thinking..keep it to yourself.

okie.. hey! diary! its me againumm.. i should talk about how ultra talented god has made me again.

my future as a tattoo artist showcase no.2

exhibit no.3 -gay pretty flowers on jin hong's hand

exhibit no.4 - emo-crap (it reads please cut along dotted line )

thats the end of my showcase no.2
i told you i rock! seriously i do pentoo for free. pentoo is the art of faking tattoo with pen drawing.
im good!!!
i cant help it..
hahah why the hell am i blogging. i should be studying

small print time!! yuck!

i feel your love!

2008-05-21T14:02:00.005+08:00

whee i feel the love!!!
you guys have been giving me support over the many months.
and i thank you for nothing.
i suppose i am suppose to feel damn glorified now right?!

well i decided to un-die my blog for one day because of boredom.. not you spammers on
my damn tag board talking about nothing related to me in particular.
okie erm..
if i talk about what i did today i suppose you people will be damn envious of me.
but if i dont...
then whats the point of this stupid useless online diary.

conclusion.
im not talking about what i did today.
yay!
cause blogging is pointless.

yeap it really is. trust me.

okie okie to stall time im going to write a story about a puff.

once upon a time. There was a load of flour. The baker was tired after a day at work.
he pounded the flour? and mixed it with water.the water mixed with the flour to form a goopish compound
known as dough. but i'll call it goop.
then he added eggs to the goop to form yellow goop. the he put the goop in an incinerating machine to cook
it into little buns. however it came out as little puffs!
the little puffs were made of sugar spice and everything nice and the baker utonium accidentally added a concoction of goop and thus the powerpuff gagg* cough* chokes* were formed.
the powerpuff gagg* cough* chokes* sold like hotcakes.
p.s. the hotcakes didnt sell much anyway.
there for the baker threw the puffs into the bin and it was inhabitated with the cookie monster!
the cookie monster bite the powerpuff gagg* cough* choke* and that was precisely what happen to him. he spat it out and the evil monkey with bad fashion sense came and ate it. it died!

yay hope u enjoyed my throughly nonsensical story! it took me a precious 5 mins.

Tan Jin presents his future as a tatoo artist

exhibit no.1 shellbroke tortoise

exhibit no.2 koala!!!(perchy) bertram's request

yay obviously im really talented a too bad if u dont think so.cause i think so.so if u think that it is nice then u dont think that u know that u are as blind as u dun think that u know that but we know that.

retards.im one of them.

Note) tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. these people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. continue this game by sending it to other people.

#1 if your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

if my lover betrayed me i will snap her bones, cut off the head and put it in the bag and put it at kallang river.i chop off the arms and use it to cook arm chop. stir fry the thighs and the rest of the body to cook curry. i will kindly donate the kidneys to nkf and the rest to either NUH,TTSH,MEH,ESH..etc or the incineration plant.

#2 if you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

if i had a dream come true, i would like sleep pass school time!

#3 what will your dream wedding be like?

my dream wedding is to have an alligator come and eat up everyone other than me and the cake.

#4 What would you do with a billion dollars ?

if i had a billion dollars i wont be blogging.

#5 what's your ideal lover like?

must look like me.

#6 which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

loving god

#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

two minutes.. then i go eat pizza then come back and check again.

#8 if the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

hahaha. i will call civil defence to remove the glue then send him/her/it to hospital to get whatever's attached removed.

#9 is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

yea... like blogging..

um chinese
um maths
um school
um yah.. just school

#10 What cheers you up the fastest ?

what kind of a stupid question is this? im a retard! im always happy!

#11 how do you see yourself in ten years time?

i see myself 10 years older.

#12 who are currently the most important people to you?

me,myself,i
God doesnt count cause he is not human.
bertram doesnt count cause he doesnt look like people.he look like bear.hahah
family wise doesnt count cause they are not people, they are retards like me.
friends dont count cause they cant be human to know me.
basically thats it.

me myself i

#13 what kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

really bored and nothing to do or just enjoy tagging

#14 would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?

single and rich.. for now.marriage can wait and poverty... naw... god cant bear to leave me in the dumps. i serve a good God.

#15 what's the first thing you do every morning?

go back to sleep.

#16 would you give it all for your friends?

it depends.i might.i might not.hahaha. see who first.
hahahaha

#17 if you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

i will pick the .... the.... the.... the... NOSE.

#18 what type of friends do you like?

hahah.. not a very nice one i suppose.

yay! okie i finish this crap so i can tag many people! yay!
TAG: me,you,we,i,they,us,he,she

okie i can put something in smallprint right? mushy ones!! yay!
whee small mushy smallprints on the way!!!
u made my eyes hurt bad and given me permanent blindness the day i saw you!

once upon a.... i was lazy ...

2008-02-11T18:43:00.000+08:00

sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.
sorry i didnt feel like updating.

hey!!!!

why am i saying sorry!!!

i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.
i dont feel i like updating.

hahahahahaha. u got a problem with that?

okie forget on top. im tired.
mr yap is horrible. he makes me stay up to 2 am to do art to tell me that there isnt art in the very next morning. how horrid.

yay!! its chinese new year!!

GREAT:
1.NOTHING
2.NOTHING
3.NOTHING
4.NOTHING
5.NOTHING

DANG! ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR!

BOO!
1.I DID NOTHING
2.I DID NOTHING
3.I DID NOTHING
4.I DID NOTHING
5.I DID NOTHING

chinese new year well spent. and to prove it all i did less things then all of u.haha.

okie. ill post something decent soon.

NOT!!!

jin hen shuai

2008-01-16T17:07:00.000+08:00

hahahaha. dont care about me im mad liao. but mad and shuai.
hahaha.

matt 10:22
"And you will be hated by all for my name's sake.but he who endures to the end will be saved."

lalala.For christians, please read above thank you. for non-christians..COME CHURCH,hahah..

okok.anyway last friday was indeed an interesting day.although screamed my lungs out at the cadets.. hehe. sorry.

ok so in the morning, some crazy woman named jiaying, dragged me and HEE WEE up to the stage to remind the sec 1s that we will be holding out very first trial activity on that day. obviously being so last minute, hee wee forgot what to say.nvm, cause i prompted him.whee imma genious. hee wee is scared of ppl.hahaha. yup and i stole detian's trademark phrase.hahaha
NPCC IS STILL THE CCA TO JOIN.WHOO!!!
obviously mine got more laughters
cause im more funny then you DETIAN.hahaha

ok so that day we got let off at 115.amaazing.
and my blessings turned into my nightmare. obviously GOD has blessed me with the
skill of polishing boots.
hahah. so in the end i polished like for 7 ppl's boots excluding mine. waahh they
like machine gun liddat.
eg.
TANJINNNN.... POLISSH MY BOOTSS..THX AHH..
AYYEEE I COMME FIRST,TANJIN HELP ME POLISH FIRST ARH
hahah stupid right?

anyway,then the sec 1s came in.. i had a busy time trying to divert them to the conf room. sorry my bad..
had htht with junyi sir.hahahah
ok then we had a stupid powerpoint slide.
yah, BANANAAAAAAAAAA!
which dumbo put my name as banananaaaaaaa.hahahaha.
yup then me and detian was crapping away as usual and alvin was getting hit all over by me.
in the end jiaying became like riot control.
we changed into our pt kit and joined in the games.
then we let them see how our pt is conducted. iwe brought the sec 1s to the ntball court and made them wait while the rest when for a run around the sch. while running. i scolded them .
hahaha cool. its so fun!!!! whee.
ok it wasnt. i was very fan lor because we couldnt keep to timing while entertaining the sec 1s.
yup then we became famous cause they took phots of us and one dunno who prank sms me.

ok then debrief blah blah blah then me and ger rushed to chui hse for cg.
lalala
yup done.

okie erm that stupid hee wee thing

"According to the rules, you are required to list 5 things that you prefer to another and state the reason, one thing you want to do badly but can't, and one thing that irritates you till you die. And sabotage ten people, especially those with slow updates."

i prefer me to you.
i prefer my house to your house.
i prefer to sleep on my bed then your bed.
i prefer hitting you than you hitting me.
i prefer doing nothing to something.

i would love to not study (but I CAN'T).

im irritated by not being able to sleep.

i sabo all those that sabo me.X5

haha . bye bye.

happy? new year?

2008-01-01T08:16:00.002+08:00

happy new year to me!!!
nobody sms me except my uncle pastor..wahhhh.nvm.hahahahaha.
save my memory space.bleh.

went to school to build the stupid structure, of course we took it apart.
now we change the whole design. itsss....ITSSS.
dont tell u come find me if u want see the design.hahahaha.
well in school was lame. i came at 9 ands there was only yixin and huiying there.
they were so boring.hahahaha.
then around 930 sijie came. well he was boring also,hahah but im not whoo!!!!!
as u noe 1 tree fell into the fell halfway into the lake.hahaha.
i broke branches to make my fishing rod.sorry no pictures,haha and i climbed on the tree to "fish".
but ended up ka jiaoing the stupid tortoise.
hahah.then the sijie and yixin over there tian mi mi.then me and huiying siam far far.
then yixin made a paperboat and let it into the lake.
hahahah. now theres 3 paperboat in the lake.hahahhaa.
all TANS are wierd.(my speed paperboat sank also.haha.)

then we started building our structure lor.aiyo wasted my time sia...
we build one lame structure.
then gerald and chee and he-wei came.
hahaha. *****me and gerald got beaten up by he-wei*****hahahah for making fun over his gayness.
hahah.no offence.
then we ordered macs.nvr eat mcspicy ever!!! hot!!!!
my coke weas depleted in like faster than my mcspicy. cause chaoooo la can..
then chee peng as usually was sitting in front of me. i cant shake him off, i dun like him when he is eating!!!
his chilli consumption is like YUCKS! GET IT? YUCK!!!!
ok then we decided to build the gate way first, looks kidda cute.haha.
while building we do alot of stupid stuff.
hahaha.
i have a new bestfriend right? gerald.hahhah.
a DOG is a man's BEST FRIEND.
HAHAHAHAH..dogggggg.

okie so we did alot of brain storming and came out with a campsite design.
which was almost exactly like the scouts.hahah but we going to do better.hahaha.
cause im smarter. hahaha.
then at night come back play guitar awhile.got scolded!!!!! and then bath the siam to chuilaam hse to countdown.
so in the end i countdown with wei, chui, yan ru,yin teen, and ana dunno die until whr.

its was like
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
happy new year!!!!!!..................................(rarrrrrr!!!whoooo!!!bang bang bang!!!)

yah dream on.hahah.
its singapore; nobody gets high unless ur consuming alcohol.
had to rush off at 1.30 my mum dun let us stay.
they were playing monopoly and i was the kian siap banker.hahaha.
they all hated me.i gave their 2000 dollars in stacks of $10+$50+$100.
nvr more than that.hahaha.
okie then we shared our new year resolution.
i didnt really shared mine properly so i will do it now.

the past year ahead was like all u people said full of ups and downs.
more downs than ups perhaps.
my studiess wass likeeee waahh.ssooooo prrroooo(my foot).
i really studied in the first half 3 months with friends.(hw sj jy)
yah then eventually we all got even too busy to spend time with one another.
i rmb all the times we spent at each others house poking fun at each other,studying,basically just talking.
what happened to those times?eventually we fell apart.. we distanced from each other.our friendship just was that strong anymore. gone was those times we confided in each other in times of need.
yep but then again, i should do more to bring this bond back.fresh year fresh start.
yep.back to studies.my studies went downhill since nobody helped me on my maths, and i wasnt motivated to study at all.so from a passing grade it became .. .. . . yah i think u noe my marks.
i didnt care. luckily my humanities is good.i scrapped through midyear.
for ca2 i really really pathetic. only english pass with a1
the rest failed.
alamak!!
okie then thank god for church.i feel really blessed than i got to know god. he is our shepard.he guides my way.i found purpose in life. and i studied for the eoy. first time no nid meet the parents session.!!! whoo.hahha
thank god for that.i truly believe that we will become a important person in society,at the marketplace, for the marketplace,to penetrate the market place.to bring more souls to into his kingdom.
im starting to feel lazy again.
well for my family area... ...
i dun reveal to much.just problems with everything lor.my grandfather(heart attack, stroke)not living with us anymore(still alive just ban jia).my dad.. .. ..my relatives.. .. ..my 2 grand aunt passed away.she look after us since nursery till pri 1. yup many more. so fresh year fresh start. its time to let go.

my resolutions:
1.become more spiritual.read bible on daily basis.
2.reach out to more friends.(god still more impt than studies mah.)
3.study really hard.(tj wants go tj)
4.strengthen friendship with friends.
5.make it a point to clean up the house and ease my mum of her housework.(the mess is all mine.hahaha)
change begins in me.
when change is necessary,not to change is destructive.

people i want to thank:
1.GOD (duh). for showing me his faithfulness.
2.MUM. for being there for me EVERYTIME.
3.HELLO KITTY. for befriending me.
4.BERTY. for willingness to entertain/go out with me anytime i want without asking why.thank you.
5.GERRY. for ur wonderful leadership and patience.(she endured my relentless question during bs)
6.HEWEI. although annoying at times,hahah,he nvr failed to show his concern as a friend
7.GERALD. for being my bestfriend(dog),and plain annoying.hahaha.
8.NEVIN. for not giving up on me.
9.DELVIS. hahah for being a nice friend. i relised it more after going to church even more.
10.GREEN SEAT. for being lame.
11.RUILING. for entertaining me.dont ever ever lose faith in GOD.
12.XUEJUN. for being a wonderful friend and letting me annoy u everytime.

and theres many more.
but it will take forever to type finish.
yep..

this is a rather long post.haha.sorry.

(more than life,saviour king,christmas cd)

its time to step out of my comfort zone,and breakaway from shame,bitterness,PAST BAD HABITS.

2007-12-31T13:08:00.001+08:00

Hello everybody! I am not TJ - I am a hacker, who has hacked into his account. I cannot stand the dead-ness of this blog. Okay anyway, this post is meant to revive his blog and also to surprise him. Seriously, I can't wait to see his reaction. HAHA.

My last words: I rock your life. (:

- Hacker.

2007-12-26T09:22:00.000+08:00

hahaha merry christmas+1
sry for what a late post.by yesterday i officially went to 4 christmas service!!!!
-1 if u think that standing in the overflow room didnt count.haha

i tell u i am really really really really angry
hahhahha..because the the last service so many ppl inside and the light candle thing soooooooooooo nice sia.
and i wasnt inside cause i gave up my seats to new friends.
i lighted the candle outside and from the visualiser... WAAAAAAHH!!!! I WANT TO BE INSIDE!!!
and i got scolded for being childish
hahahah.

okie anyway to update ppl like delvis and gerald who didnt go to the christmas cell group..IT WAS FUN!
HAHAHA.

GOD OF MY YOUTH I REMEMBER
YOUR CALL ON MY LIFE TOOK ME O'ER
YOUR LOVE HAS SEEN ME THROUGH ALL MY DAYS
I STAND HERE BY YOUR GRACE

ON THIS ALTAR I'VE WRITTEN MY LIFE
TELLS OF THE STORY I HAVE WITH YOU MY LORD
I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW

GOD OF MY FOREVER
AND FOREVER I'M WITH YOU
MY LIFE IS SAVED WITH A PRICE
YOUR SACRIFICE REDEEMED MY SOUL
GOD OF MY FOREVER
AND FOREVER I WILL SING
MY GREATEST HONOR WILL ALWAYS BE
TO SERVE MY LORD AND KING

GOD OF MY ALL I'VE SURRENDERED
MY HEART FINDS ITS REST IN YOUR WORD
PRAISES WILL NOT BE ENOUGH TO SHOW
HOW MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS GROWN

NOTHING MATTERS WHEN YOU'RE HERE WITH ME
IN THE END JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY “WELL DONE”
BOWING BEFORE YOUR THRONE

FOREVER AND EVER
JESUS YOU ALONE IN GLORY REIGN
FOREVER AND EVER
WITH YOU I WALK THIS NARROW WAY

we all shared what god has done for us in the past one year.
we all have our ups and downs in life, but even as we walk the most narrowest of paths the darkest of alleys,
the most miserable times of your life, we know that lord jesus is with us.
he loves us for who we are and not for what we have achieved.
since accepting christ into my life, life definately changed.yes life is still hard life is still tough but i am able to throw my worrys, my troubles to him and worry no more.he is our hiding place.
f.y.i=my god answers my bus prayers too(xuejun)
seriously it happened so far 3 times.hahahaha.

first time i was rushing home for prayer conf.i was at the opposite road.by the time i reached the bus stop on the other side a 31 just left the bs.zz.that time 10 pm liao. prayer conf at 1030.
so i waited for .like 5 mins. then i kanchiong. so i pray for 31 t ocome cause3 i really want to make it to that prayer conf.
then miraculously when i open my eyes.in like a few seconds a bus 31 double decker came.. wah 5mins for a bus... at night somemore!!!
plus no body inside except me.whoo.god is great.

god is indeed great to me and i am grateful too.
no one has every help me siam parent teacher meeting b4
but when i came to church, the lord worked wonders on me.
2 weeks b4 exams i cam to church. 4 weeks later exam ended.
6 weeks later i realised i dont have to go parent teacher meeting for the first time in my whole secondary life.
hahaha.

and xj make kristine cry. very touching yet vry funny dunno sad or laugh.
anyway xj is so evil.hahahaha.

awards.hahaha i won one!!=)
best cg guitarist>>xue jun
most faithful>>clarence, surina,yanru
most courageous>>kristine
evangelist>>chuilaam
PLATINUM EVANGELIST>>ME! TANJIN! YOURS TRULY! hahaha i very bhb.
armor bearer of the year>> chuilaam again.
hahahaha.the cert says i am wise. cool right.

then have pot luck.i think thats how u spell it anyway.
eat soo much until i want to cry then blah blah blah exchange presents and do the things we usually do in parties. boo.!
then some stay at chui hse. like can see in the post below.
yah lor then blah blah blah nxt day go two service. thx su for queuing early.hahaha. most faithful award.
yah.. and to end this post by saying

JIN.WEI. "never do last minute christmas shopping ever again with little cash on hand cause its really tiring"

2007-12-25T06:32:00.001+08:00

This is morning unglam-ness:

(Tanjin, Chui and Rayner)

(Ana and Tanjin)

(Xuejun, Ana and Tanjin)

Merry Christmas everyone.

2007-12-19T23:18:00.000+08:00

no mood to blog u ppl dont have to visit here for sme time

2007-12-07T11:47:00.000+08:00

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anyway im getting pissed off typing the earlier two statements so im not going to use it for this post.
on wednesday:
wednesday apparently rocks!!!!! whoo!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!
i went cycling in the morning, i bet if u were me you will get pissed off too.hahaha.
ok its like 830. i went down with my bicylce. whoo i pump tires and stuff. heavy bike.
go down... blaaaaa blaaaa blaaaaaa.. it freaking rainedd!!!!!
okok. so i went up with my heavy bike.
whoo 15 mins later it stopped.
praise the lord.
then i went down with my heavy bike again.
yay so i cycle from home to bedok jetty 25 mins there.
the sea on wednesday very clear very nice very winding
whooo! so cooling...

(blaaaa blaaaa blaaaaaa
blaaaa blaaaa blaaaaaa)x45823702357

so i chiong from bedok jetty cycle cycle cycle
(very very very)x 10
QUICKLY
i usually take 25 to 30 mins to go bedok jetty
but i took 3 songs to get back to home which meant 15 mins or less
rarr...actually cause my ear pieces was on my ear and i scared i electrocuted
hahahhhahahhahahahah.
zzz... very sarcastic ah my phone. it was playing RAINDOWN.
then at night..
what happen at night ah?
hahahahahahahahah
went for guitar.... vanessa and brother obviously died cause i had a 1hr individual lesson
hahhha
i can play twinkle twinkle little stars.ah d...?vvios dejar..? hahahah
parkway makan. lemon chicken rice taste so sweet what ever happened to the lemon.
then walk far far from parkway to bedok...
wahahah but dunno who ko halfway then take bus. but also very late liao so nt ur fault.
abish abish abish.
hahah nvm.. i reach home at 12 plus anyway, then go home ko immediately."end to a boring day"

thursday:
anyway yesterday i was very proud of myself cause i learnt how to cook eggs.hahaha.thx ah for asking me to go buy eggs.
.to all mountain tortoises out there, welcome to the club.im 15 years old and it is the first time cooking smt other than rice and maggie mee.hahaha. alamak. anyway i rock sia. my egg taste better than any hawker centres around, too bad you cant blame me for being to pro.hahaha.
alamak then went to hewei house at 545.
gyming...is tiring...i dun ever want to run again
hahahaha..okie then i went to eat steamboat
which basically meant i exercised in vain
hahahahahahahaha.fell asleep to early.
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2007-12-03T08:12:00.000+08:00

tan yi is gay.
tan yi is my brother.
i got a gay brother.
oh no!!!!

okie today im going to make a long post.cause i got many no things to say.

(insert long post here)

tada my long post of no-things
NOTHING!
hahaha... u must feeling like clicking the top x on ur top right hand corner right now
butttttttt... u r going to miss out the very nxt part
im going to right a proper post in unseeable colours
so u can go right click and see for urself

hahahahhahahaha.fooled again.hahaha
hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

you people probably could consider not coming to my blog anymore.cause i have
no life=nothing to blog abt.
can u imagine i went to chui's house to play bishi bashi 2! with xue jun and chui.
in conclusion we realised that the only really no life person was XUEJUN
she thrashed us in everything lah.hahha how no life can she get.hahahaha
we die 8 times she still the first life.rarrr no life..
alamak they my NCOS leh.hahahahah

labels.jin is very cool in marvel vs capcom cause it uses my name

2007-11-26T13:34:00.000+08:00

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wahahaha can tell im really really boliao.
yesterday 530 woke up 9 plus sleep.hahah sorry those who called and smsed and i didnt reply.
sorry.hahaha
anyway. reuben morgan was cool .but i think his guitarist was cooler.
hahah.red guitar!!!
my target.i want a yellow les pauls.

advice to those people who do not know gerald. DONT!!!!
HE is really sick minded and abit M18. CANT stand him. he was squeking in delight when we saw slither.
yucks.stupid show.seriously stupid show.

went jogging today with fren.then run run run come back leg like piak.
then we saw president NATHAN.took photo with him. then so nice a preacher from sultan mosque was
shaking hands too.
but he no camera so he used my phone.
we went to wash the photo at parkway half an hour later.he treat delifrance.
hahaha. nice guy.hahhaha. lazy upload photo.and some one dun allow me to.hahaha
ok im done. bye